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clitcheese:

fathermartinarchimbaud:

clitcheese:

New Discourse: is the animal part of bulbasaur meant to be a frog or a really fat dog?

Dinosaur

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checking bulbapedia; while in english it has the -saur ending implying it’s a reptile, and i think the german name implies it’s a lizard too, it’s mandarin chinese name is literally “wonderful frog”. the japanese name means something like “mysterious seed”, and all the remaining languages seem to follow that theme and reference its plant-ness instead of any specific animal it resembles.

however, a counterpoint: it’s a Fat Green Dog

#JustAphobeThings

justaphobethings:

pissedcourse:

justaphobethings:

Talking about how ‘toxic’ and awful the split attraction model is yet reinforcing it by insisting ace/aro are only modifiers, and you can only be ace or aro AND something else

bitch ass just say youre bi and ace or straight ace or pan ace or wbatever and move on we dont want the fucking SAM we want literally anything else besides tbe SAM

That’s literally the SAM but go off I guess

cryptiboy:

somebodys gonna take the “socializing in a friendly manner with the FBI agent monitoring me” too literally and make a whole rant about how it’s actually really horrible that we’re humanizing and undemonize the fbi and it’s creepy big brother schtick and half of the website is gonna feel guilty and embarrassed for laughing at this joke and will avoid posts that even mention the fbi and the other half are gonna send death threats to the op of the original post and they’re gonna get driven off of tumblr saying some shit like “I’ve realized how toxic and unwelcoming this website is I need some time for myself” and then months later somebody’s gonna point out how it was a coping mechanism form of humor because we literally can do nothing about the fbi monitoring us and then everyone will feel stupid no matter what side they took and we’ll all silently agree to never bring it up again until five years from now in one of those “memes from 2018” posts

only 2014/2015 kids remember

gamerphobic:

  • the large movement of bdsm kinksters trying to prove that fifty shades of grey is not a representation of what bdsm is in real life and how bdsm is normal and healthy complete with quirky bdsm comics
  • people making fun of the sexy wife volcano in the lava movie before inside out, which quickly turned into people saying that the volcanos were based off of Hawaiian singer Kamakawiwoʻole and his wife (they weren’t) and that making fun of the volcano designs is racist
  • art of the clock from dhmis but instead of him being a clock he’s a sexy and dapper human and is shipped with a human version of the notebook
  • that one comic of the 50s lady eating ribs and being messy
  • copious amounts of disney vs dreamworks discourse well into 2015 revolving around facial diversity and snow physics in frozen
  • people arguing the tumblr update that put reblog additions into boxes instead of indenting them to the side made the site look uglier
  • attack on titan being an unavoidable force of nature
  • a lot of art and au versions of the purple fucker from five nights at freddies
  • the persona fandom and kanji/naoto discourse before persona 4 got milked to hell and the game’s regressive writing was acknowledged
  • “reblog this…..if youre not homophobic!”
  • christina hoff summers
  • the coding on the website freaking out whenever anything updated
  • people making up stories about things that happened to them in the sims or skyrim for notes
  • discourse on if meghan trainor and by extension nicki minaj’s anaconda was progressive or not
  • that one month everyone reblogged south park photosets from the pc principal season
  • crave that mineral

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