Isnβt it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?
Ya she needs to shut up
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Things to leave behind in 2018: Tumblr funnymen who express every single statement they make as ironic jokes to avoid having to defend having their shit opinions.
Invert all the challenge ratings in the monster manual. Dragons are smol and root in trash cans. Songbirds are threats to continents.
No, this is a brilliant idea.
Tyrannical Big Government: Militarized police who murder citizens with impunity, prison-industrial complex, astronomical military spending, 1984-style surveillance, inadequate social welfare
Freedom-loving Small Government: All of that except no social welfare
New Yorker 1, on his deathbed: b..bada bing…
New Yorker 2, crying: bada boom.. bada.. boom..
(a ton of people on this website, very loudly) I donβt like cartoon.. heh. Makes me smarter and better than people who DO like cartoonΒ
Guys the reason all of us gay women are so stupid is like. We literally have no cultural touchstones. Like we have a meagre amount of books and movies and most of them arenβt realisticβ¦all of our brick and mortar spaces-womenβs bookstores, music festivals, bars specifically FOR women- are disappearing. Like we learn either by being taught (impossible because a ton of people donβt even know other wuh luh wuh where they live) or by imitating behaviour modelled by people around us (impossible because we have next to no spaces or media where that behaviour can be openly displayed). On top of that in the rare instance we DO get a gay romance itβs usually between thin conventionally attractive able bodied white women which likeβ¦describes the lived experiences of next to no one in the community and thus isnβt applicable to most peopleβs lives.
I thought Iβd add, though, that if anyone sees the reference to disappearing physical spaces like music festivals and uses it as a springboard to mourn Michfest, you can fuck off. Iβd rather have spaces like that stay dead than live while excluding trans lesbians, who are among the loneliest and most vulnerable lesbians there are. Support them unconditionally or gtfo.
as much as the crowd dedicated to complaining about inconsistencies in childrenβs shows are the bane of my existence and i go out of my way to ignore everything theyβve ever said,
an episode of steven u came on tv and i thoughtΒ βoh stevenβs fat, this must be season 1β³
this isnβt βheβs off model the animators canβt even draw!β, but they must have decided to change the model to slim him down from a clear portrayal of a fat kid to a more generic chibi looking design that isnβt clearly meant to look like any body type that exists in real life. itβs also gross how his design slims down roughly during when he starts to get a lot stronger and more capable with his powers. idk how much of this was conscious or not but i hate it and itβs so much more glaring every time I rewatch old eps
βwell android removed the headphone jack too!β thatβs samsung. thereβs a whole bunch of companies making androids. some of u seem completely unaware that phones selling at less than $1k still exist
[anti sjw voice] haha iβm uhβ¦napkin kin. Β yeah. Β how bout that folks. Β [crickets chirp] umβ¦β¦β¦.my pronouns are napkin/napkins/napkinselfβ¦.this is the epitome of humour please laugh at my joke
