me holding out my neck to the vampires: come get yall juice
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hey i know zero suit samus is like 20 years old by now but why isnβt she an amputee? an arm cannon looks cool but unless you already donβt have much ability to grab things with that arm, youd usually find an actual spare hand very useful. most people just carry a gun in their hand rather than armour that would effectively negate even having a hand. like βoh the armour is just designed like thatβ no listen to me. why would it be designed like that unless its for accessible gun wielding
anyway, smash bros isnβt even canon, thanks for coming
but also, fuck zero suit samus. i don’t get why her fighting style needs to change so much. the laser whip thing is pointless and only there so her moves are sexualised bullshit. zero suit samus should be allowed to just shoot shit and drop bombs like regularly clothed samus.
zero suit only exists bc nintendo was too scared to keep her butch! you’re weak nintendo! come right at me reggie i’ll take u on
hey i know zero suit samus is like 20 years old by now but why isn’t she an amputee? an arm cannon looks cool but unless you already don’t have much ability to grab things with that arm, youd usually find an actual spare hand very useful. most people just carry a gun in their hand rather than armour that would effectively negate even having a hand. like “oh the armour is just designed like that” no listen to me. why would it be designed like that unless its for accessible gun wielding
anyway, smash bros isn’t even canon, thanks for coming
bats? can pick a less fucked up set of noises to make at 2am.
Accidentally got in a fight with a girl today, and she put me in a headlock and I didnβt even try to fight back because thatβs literally the closest thing to a hug Iβve gotten from someone my age unlike years and I am so touch starved
anon i feel so bad for you but Im Screaming
MILF
mistakes I long to fix
the more that capitalists talk, the more obvious it is that their issue with communism isnβt that there would be hard labor or bread lines, because those things are part of their vision of capitalism too. itβs the horrifying thought of not being able to buy for themselves separation from those things which they already consign the vast majority of people to
me: hey kids you want a tarot card reading
kids: these are pokemonΒ cards
me: you get a bidoofΒ it means fuck you
Celebrate having survived another year as a nonbinary person. You made it.
Letβs make the next year safer and more loving for our fellow nonbinary people by surviving this next one, too.
