OFFICIAL PETITION TO STOP PUTTING JOKES IN STAR WARSβ¦β¦β¦.I LOVE THE INTERNET
The Star Wars Truly Remastered Edition that edits out every time Han Solo fucks up and makes a face and replaces it with a shot of Owen and Beruβs charred skeletons
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me plugging my laptop in: eat these electrons you hungry bitch
iβve said it before and iβll say it again the secret heat of the mcelroyβs success is the escapist fantasy of a loving healthy family who likes talking to each other
inexplicable following of hordes of The Gays?? hmm i wonder why
I said it once n Ill say it again. Let . girls. be. disgusting. little. oily. gremlins.
@ sports lesbians: i donβt understand your passions, but iβm glad you exist. keep hittinβ that ball. keep throwin that puck. keep looking damn fine in athletic gear.Β
It kinda blew my mind to learn today that βthouβ was actually an informal form, and βyou/yeβ was the fancy one
Now whenever I see βthouβ I read it in a tone kinda like βyβallβ in tumblr posts and likeβ¦ 1600s bible verses were supposed to be perfectly frank, not stilted. this changes everythingβ¦β¦β¦..
βListen, then, if y’all have ears!β – Jesus, maybe
Thouβdβve
THAINT
Itβs honestly really creepy the way biphobic radfems fixate on the sex lives of bi women.Β
They canβt just sayΒ βbi women are attracted to menβ orΒ βbi women date men.β Itβs always about sex, itβs always about how gross it is that we fuck dudes, how nobody wants to kiss a girl that had a dick in her mouth last week, how gross our pussies are for having been in contact with a cock. How weβre dick-worshippers and cocksuckers and bisluts. It always, always comes down to having sex with men, and itβs always just assumed that any given bi woman frequently has sex with men.Β
Thereβs a lot going on with this gross trend but Iβm too tired to get into it, I just wanna say that itβs really, really skeevy to me how obsessed people are with bi womenβs sex lives.Β
Hilariously, going by radfem logic (het sex is always coercive, women who have sex are always painted as broken and degraded as if theyβre failed gatekeepers) the radfems areΒ actively blaming the supposed victim. The only logical endpoint of men being unchangeable beasts is blaming bi women. Radfems love upholding the patriarchy they so deplore, it seems.Β
im convinced iβd be force sensitive if i were in the star wars universe not for any reason other than iβm all kinds of sensitive in this universe so why the fuck not
i open my Tumblr loot box and I get 4 common anon hate and one uncommon βdo you do feet picsβ ask
And here, Iβm just waiting for the rare Pepeβ¦
u know itβs almost 2018 right
me, a trans woman: rupaulβs drag race makes me uncomfortable
some absolute fuckin genius: actually it is awesome and you are a bigot
