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clitcheese:

as much as i don’t want to get into depression vs autism discourse but yeah people don’t debate whether or not depressed people are even human beings wtf

there’s ‘oh have you tried yoga’ and then there’s ‘oh have you tried electrocuting your child?’

as much as i don’t want to get into depression vs autism discourse but yeah people don’t debate whether or not depressed people are even human beings wtf

wymanthewalrus:

treekarusblog:

wymanthewalrus:

buffet-anarchist:

wymanthewalrus:

omalleyred:

I know who we all REALLY want to see in Disney’s live action reboots.

Did I ever tell you guys how I actually semi-officially changed the canon of this movie

Oh?

Yeah I got one of the lead writers to make something canon with help from my roommate and his dad.

give us the deets

Ok so this all started with a fan theory I read on Reddit. Basically the theory was that since the only animals in the movie that are shown to be capable of speech used to be human, then any animal that can talk was at one point a human.

On Kuzco’s first night alone in the jungle, he sees a fly in a spiderweb. The fly screams “HELP ME” then gets eaten.

The theory was that that fly used to be human.

So my roommate really liked that theory and said “hey my dad is actually friends with the guy who wrote Emperor’s New Groove, he can ask him to confirm that theory for us.” (I’m not naming names here I don’t wanna get sued)

So a couple days later we get screenshots of my roommate’s dad’s email asking about the theory and the lead writer’s response:

“The fly is… Kuzco’s late father.”

My roommate’s dad: “is that canon?”

Writer: “It is now.”

So Kuzco’s dad was turned into an animal by Yzma, we assume, as part of her ploy to take the throne. It makes SENSE.

And that’s how I helped change the canon of a major Disney movie.

mydeddyalabama:

people that come on anti-father posts just to talk about their father being good to them????? like….he cant be that good of a father if he aint never told you to mind your fuckin business bitch

tinfoilrobot:

the-macra:

you can’t spell cumbria witho

She was murdered before she could finish this sentence

targuzzler:

predictivetextbot:

You ever just think, like, what the fuck is going on?

the bots have reached peak relatable

candidlyautistic:

I would rather let a “special snowflake” into the autistic community than exclude an autistic that needs support and cannot get a clinical diagnosis.

I would rather validate ten “special snowflakes” than invalidate one autistic who needs support and cannot get a clinical diagnosis.

I would rather welcome a hundred “special snowflakes” without question than force an autistic to disclose their entire life to me just to get the support they need when they cannot get a clinical diagnosis.

I would rather help those that don’t need help, than deny help to those that need it.

probablybadrpgideas:

Your party is an acrophobic harpy, a hydrophobic mermaid, a claustrophobic dwarf and a pyrophoboic salamander who together form the “Inarticulate Screaming Guild”

crpl-pnk:

abled people love the idea of cripple punk until you tell them it’s about rejecting ableist values not adorable little inspirational gimps who like to dress punk just like real people do

prokopetz:

“To be fair, I never said that all [gender or sexual minority group X] are vile parasites upon the LGBT community – just [narrowly defined subset Y]. Of course, I automatically assume that all [group X] are [subset Y] unless they can prove to my satisfaction that they’re not – and good fucking luck proving a negative! – but that doesn’t make me a bigot. Heaven forfend.”