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can we stop normalising the idea that men can like, innately barbecue well

if you don’t practice cooking in a kitchen then you won’t effortlessly be any better outdoors and only cooking meat doesn’t hide that

‘i needed a masculine role model to play sports w me’ bitch if you didn’t play sports for your whole childhood it probably means you don’t like fucking sports! having a man in your life doesnt suddenly make sports fun!

like damn did your gay mums ban sports? did they actively shame you away from playing catch? lesbians fucking invented sports. girls come out as softball players before we’re ready to properly come out as gay. what do u think roller derby is! sports are fucking gay and u were probably just a nerd the whole time!

someone on fb shared an article about this one girl raised by lesbian parents spent her childhood ‘yearning for a father figure’.

“Millie found herself yearning for a parent who would do ‘dad things with their kids’, which she referred to as ‘sports things’ and ‘the whole barbeque thing’.”

bitch u got twice as many parents as i did and you’re deciding to be a shitty little homophobe because you missed out on fucking barbequing lessons

she says ‘I think a lot of parents in the same-sex community, one of them will try to masculinize themselves a little bit to make up for the lack of a father role,’ is she, is she really pissed off she ended up with two femme mums. does she feel unloved that neither one butched up for her as a kid. what are straight people. i hate this

falsedetective:

targuzzler:

trump: *pulls out of the paris agreement, severely harming the current global efforts to combat global warming because he’s either too fucking stupid or too evil to see that it’s a big deal and also starts the process of wiping out net neutrality, an objectively horrible thing for everone that isn’t a massive telecom company executive and will cause untold levels of damage on our ability to communicate through the internet*

media: 

trump: *makes a spelling mistake on twitter*

media: OMG have you heard of 

COVFEFE??????????????????????????????

look i really hate to be that person who takes anything seriously on this hellsite but i’ve had it up to about here with the “trump is an evil mastermind distracting us from the real problems instead of an unstable, senile old man with a tenuous grip on reality” conspiracy theories so i’ve just gotta do it today

# of nyt articles on “covfefe”: 27
# of nyt articles on the paris agreement within the past 7 days: 292
# of wapo articles on “covfefe”: 54, but most of them are short mentions in news roundup blog posts so i’ll let it slide
# of wapo articles on the paris agreement within the past 7 days: 288
# of politico articles on “covfefe”: 17
# of politico articles on the paris agreement within the past 7 days: 142

too tired already to get into the net neutrality issue too but the point is: if you’re getting all your news from twitter memes, of course you’ve heard more about covfefe than actual policy, but the root of the matter isn’t that journalists aren’t doing their jobs and reporting on the real issues, it’s that you’re getting all your news from twitter memes

clitcheese:

i’m at least 500% more cisphobic around exclusionists

if your existence hasn’t ever been declared dead weight by most of the “lgbt” community then like honestly your opinions about the necessity of exclusionism… are superfluous