No I don’t have an internal gauge of what’s funny or not before i say it but i’ll be damned if i let “no one laughed and everyone hates you” be the judge
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โwow star trek is gayer than i remember it beingโ โ me about a hundred times each episode of the original series, because i never learn
So how old were you when you realized Meowth of Team Rocket trying to steal Pikachu was just rehashing the age old tale of a cat trying to catch a mouse?
Today years old
do i know any trans people who havenโt housed someone in need? who havenโt themselves had to beg to stay housed or keep food on their familyโs table?ย
almost without exception, every trans person i know is either jobless, precariously employed at minimum wage while navigating daily discrimination, or meticulously policing every single movement and word in their workplace to maintain stealth.
the people i know who arenโt in that position are, largely, working in gay and trans resource centers. theyโre working for you, or people like you.
how can you look at some of the poorest among you and tell them that your main concernโas a leftist, as someone who believes in the womenโs liberation, in the gay powerโis that they have too much healthcare?
are you human? are we?
if waluigi just needed to be a named a variation of luigi starting with w he should have been named ‘Weegi
every fork on vulcan is a spork
tiny brain: playing a dragonborn to breathe fire
big brain: playing a dragonborn to be a member of a Proud Warrior Race like a fantasy klingon
galaxy brain: playing a dragonborn to lay eggs
interdimensional brain: playing any other race and still laying eggs because nothing in the books says you canโt
what if thereโs no real animals in the harry potter universe and theyโre all a different kind of wizard furry
third base is me asking if you hate me
Iโm always a little baffled when liberals will see leftists doing something and object out of the fear that the right willย โuse it as justificationโ to do xyz oppressive shit.
because likeโฆ literally 100% of the time they already are doing that exact oppressive thing, and thereโs centuries of evidence that they will just make up justification when they donโt find anything concrete to blame it on anyway
organizing to combat voter suppression isnโt the cause of voter suppression.ย
organizing to prevent fascist groups from terrorizing communities isnโt the cause of fascism.ย
advocating for the end of boarders isnโt the cause of the United States government deporting peopleยI donโt understand how so many people have been convinced that any advocacy or organizing is the cause of oppression instead of the fight against it. How do you consistently mix up cause and effect this much?ย
So much of liberal rhetoric is focused not on stopping or combatting what is happening, but instead on trying to get the referee to notice that the other side isnt playing fair so theyโll step in and put things back *~*the way they should be*~* and so a lot of the time when they say that the right would โuse _____ as justificationโ for something, what they really mean on some level is โ_______ could be said to provoke that response, and as soon as we do anything to provoke, we no longer have the moral high groundโ
and of course there is no referee โ thereโs nobody standing outside the system who is empowered to step in and throw a flag when somebody is โcheating.โ But they just canโt get past the illusion that if they point out enough times that the right is breaking laws or acting badly, then somebody (with the appropriate authority) will step in and do something about it
This is also the very real impulse lurking behind all of those joking posts on fb from liberals going like โdamn I wish the queen would just take the US backโ because the idea that the British royal family, the last body that controlled America from the outside, could step in and stop everything bad is much more appealing than the thought that if they want change theyโre going to have to do the hard work of making it themselves
#thatโs not even getting into how they totally ignore the atrocities perpetuated by the british crown#like a little genocide and imperialism doesnโt matter at least she doesnโt sound UNCOUTH on the television#when
ppl say shit like that it makes it clear they do not give a fuck abt
the actual oppression occurring just that the Cheeto Manโข is Rude (via)
