ask-oncies-jizz:

i guess im just too fucking dumb to lucid dream. cant ever realize im in a dream, i’ll look around me like damn i’m in my old elementary school and my teeth are falling out and im naked? well shit guess this is my life now. got fooled by my subconscious again lads

acquaintedwithrask:

systemshocker:

seeing somebody’s domesticated wizard: wow, I love how well maintained and sleek his beard is! what product do you bathe him with? and what a lovely, clean, and silky robe… does he know any spells?

seeing a feral wizard in the wild: absolute running for life because it smells the raw ground beef in my knapsack

op i have a question

grandtheftalto:

Since it’s National Coming Out Day, I’d like to take the time to formally announce that I’m coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because I want it all it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this it was only a kiss it was only a kissο»Ώ

yourplayersaidwhat:

Motherly Cleric, to crying woman: Are you alright? What happened?
Crying Woman: T-The goblins… they attacked me… they k-killed my husband and children…
Motherly Cleric: How long ago was this?
Crying Woman: Just a couple days ago
Motherly Cleric (OOC): Okay, so too soon for flirting