tiefling bard/barbarian multiclass with clown makeup and goat horns
another tiefling, this one’s a rogue with mismatched horns, they have the Lucky feat and are really into like, spiders or something
the three kinds of response ive had to this have been like
1. the unsuspecting “cool i like it”
2. the knowing, judging “i hate this”
and
3. “what if there was a tiefling that had bull horns and fought with a lance in a wheelchair”
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the seven deadly kins
jason dean (pride), the onceler (greed), komaeda (lust), gamzee (gluttony), monika (envy), kylo ren (wrath), sans (sloth)
Vriska (Vriska)
The notion that all bisexual men are slutty drama queens is a nasty stereotype. It’s purely coincidental that I find every single media character who fits that stereotype intensely relatable.
the word: mementos
my brain: meme-n-toes
If I ever become a history teacher, I’m going to write “gullible” on the ceiling.
Then in the middle of class, I’ll announce, “There’s ‘gullible’ written on the ceiling.”
After the whole look vs. not look shenanigan occurs, I shall then slam my books on my desk, prop myself up, lean forward and say, “Welcome to history. Your first lesson? Check your facts for yourself.”chaotic evil
chaotic learning
I used to tell my 7th grade class a pack of lies at the beginning of the year. They would nod and pretend they knew about it. Then I would say, “Did you know everything I just told you was a lie and you believed it because you don’t know history and tend to believe authority figures?” I still have students in their 20s remind me of how traumatized they were by a teacher lying to them and that they always double check everything.
Totally unrelated but in senior year a group of boys in my class glued gullible to every ceiling in every classroom they could. Just so they could say it and it would be true.
if you say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight ill appear and probably pet your animals and tell you you look really pretty and then take some stuff from your fridge and leave
listen. im a furry ally. but some of you guys are just constantly irredeemably horny
not everything has to be about anthro penis. its ok. you can just draw fun animal people. they dont always have to be fucking
what if vampires need blood bc they got no bones
Me, three pages of horn designs for my tiefling fighter later: oh fuck this is a trollsona isn’t it
