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renwithaven:

I love my trans brothers but we need to stop suggesting the same ten names to each other

Female to Aiden

celticpyro:

buzzlightyearhugecock:

buzzlightyearhugecock:

the world was so much darker before i tasted flesh

just so we’re clear, this was a post about the first time i sucked a dick.

This post was two consecutive sucker punches to the face.

Really three because I also had to read OP’s name

kafukafuura1917:

“I’m the mean TERF your mom warned you about >:)” and “I’m a HERETICAL WITCH because I believe in BIOLOGY” both incite the same secondhand embarrassment as Paul Joseph Watson and Ben Shapiro trying to convince you voting for the Republican Party is “the new Punk Rock”

mossbian:

cats don’t know what words mean and i love that about them. i can say “you are a beautiful little angel child and i love you more than anything else in the entire world” but also “you wretched little clown bastard. you’ve created such a big mess and now i have to clean it because i have hands and you don’t. this is god’s cruelest joke.” and they don’t care they just say :3 and put their little paws on me

fiightingdreamers:

youralana:

gendernihilistanarchocommunist:

blue-lives-aint-shit:

*gets drunk* lets burn down a police station

*gets sober* y’know what I changed my mind…let’s burn down a police station

This is how my uncle got 99years in prison…

solidarity with this guys cool uncle

selfcaresuggestion:

don’t let anyone make you feel bad for a comfort items! your security blanket? your stuffed animal? your collections? your lucky socks? all have value and are all incredibly valid and important!

inthefuture1:

hey. it’s the future. i miss you all very much. i hope you’re doing okay. i hope you continue to do okay. i miss you all very much.

pukicho:

pukicho:

Sometimes people need to shut the fuck up and then sleep

Sometimes it’s me

botanyshitposts:

i arrive at the gay bar in full butch getup and i look like super hot like trust me and i start buying chocolate milk for the femmes at the bar…..between my striking good looks and my generosity concerning tasteful dairy products i have impressed them greatly and after an hour of chatting I make my move. i reach into my pocket and remove a large, gorgeous lichen affixed to a piece of bark from its protective herbarium packet that I have concealed in my pants pocket. “it’s a symbiotic relationship between a fungus and an algae,” i begin,

i-am-a-fish:

college is all about multitasking. you gotta sleep AND cry at the same time