what if there’s no real animals in the harry potter universe and they’re all a different kind of wizard furry

goddamnitshay:

Me, immature, watching TNG: L’uwoxanna Troi bugs the shit out of me.

Me, a grown ass woman, watching DS9: The ambassador of of Betazed is s sexy old space goddess and never feels shame and I want to be her.

wizardscience:

my aesthetic is the direct opposite of minimalism and its called clutterbitch

hungwy:

Alright team, lets bust a nut out there

patrexes:

patrexes:

patrexes:

trans people naming ourselves are really just white suburban moms with marginally better spelling practices

and i say marginally because you cannot look me in the eye and tell me you have not personally come across at least seven variations on “caden”

i have seen people who named themselves after anime characters mock people for naming their kids after anime characters. you are no better. i am no better. our friends are no better. don’t shoot fish in a glass house

mayleavestars:

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

peteseeger:

chasecharmer:

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

[id: a tag reads “#a good sea shanty hits ALL of these”]

“Dad, are we pyromaniacs?”

reallyfunnyshortjokes:

“Yes, we arson.”

tariqah:

gekkos:

car on campus with “just a hogwarts girl, living in a muggle world” and blue lives matter window decals

That’s J.K Rowling herself

somecunttookmyurl:

archaeology conspiracies make me laugh so fucking much because like… none of us can agree on ANYTHING have you ever been in a room with more than 2 of us do you REALLY think anyone could get us to cover something up en masse like are you aware of the amount of coordination that would take that we as a field 100% do not possess