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my open chrome tabs should pay rent
u can just shorten youtube to Yooch
imagine how cursed itd be if straight people talked like gay people
if i heard straight person say “haha straaiighttt” after their s/o said something flirty id lose it
the reason mulder is very suave and cool during the first episode and then never again is because he spent 3 years alone in a basement thinking of dope shit to say to impress girls. “nobody down here but the fbi’s most unwanted” “that’s why they put the i in fbi” “something cosmic” like COME ON!! bro’s been practicing those lines he made flash cards he rehearsed them in the mirror. problem is he got too excited and used them all within the first like 2 weeks so by the fifth episodes he’s like. Please Like Me Lol
jk rowling making nagini an asian woman in canon is really sending me. you made this asian lady the pet of a nazi inspired character and then had her beheaded by some cracker boy i-
jk rowling 2020: hedwig was only posing as a female owl, really he’s a sexy bi goth guy
and voldemort’s ex
jk rowling 2020: hedwig was only posing as a female owl, really he’s a sexy bi goth guy
the Harry Potter series is now known as one of the biggest steaming piles of pop culture shit of all time, and Tara Gillespie’s ‘My Immortal’ (2006-2007) is known as a work of genius, it’s studied in universities, and has the better live action version of the two. this is snake eating it’s own tail bullshit. if i travelled back ten years to the past, this would be harder to explain than the donald trump pee tapes
jk rowling 2020: hedwig was only posing as a female owl, really he’s a sexy bi goth guy
this is purely revenge over the criticism jk got over cho chang and if you don’t stop asking for representation she’s going to make voldemort trans
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