catlips001:

m0uthslikesidewindermissiles:

catlips001:

kosmonin:

do kids these days know about glomping?

What is that?

hehe…. *glomps you* OwO

:3

What the fuck?

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.

2broly:

*sees something cool on the internet* hmm *shows it to my wife* hey hon is this cool? i love you

*sees something uncool on the internet* uh oh! wouldnt want my lovely wife seeing this *smashes my computer*

imakuni:

puyopuyo:

some of u just need to learn how to say “shut up or i will fire mah lazer”

sometimes life hits u like dr. octagonapus and all u can do is blaaaggghh

pervocracy:

pervocracy:

There’s a sign on the wall at the place I’m working today. It says:

“Hugging is good medicine! It transfers energy and gives the person hugged an emotional lift. You need four hugs a day for survival, eight for maintenance, and twelve for growth.”

what

4 hugs for survival

8 hugs for maintenance

12 hugs for growth

1 hug to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them

patrexes:

patrexes:

critiques of negative utilitarianism are wild because they’re like “that means if you can destroy the universe you have a moral obligation to!” as if overstepping consent does not inherently create suffering and you could get everyone’s consent to die

i want to clarify here that this gives off the vibe that i actually read philosophy and that’s not true at all

woodmeat:

kinkycheshire:

woodmeat:

woodmeat:

*cracks open a fresh pussy*
*Glug glug glug glug glug ahh*
Refreshing

*crushes it against my forehead*

I really hope you mean the energy drink.

What energy drink

Do you have any regrets?

pukicho:

Absolutely! Thanks for the ask

i feel like there’s a genie in charge of avatar. the thing we wanted most was probably a show about Kyoshi, our beloved 8 foot tall bisexual trans woman, free from all self doubt, kills fascists, separates an island from a fucking continent to be gay in peace and start a feminist militia. “the tallest feet of any avatar” and The Most Down For Murder.

and they announce we’re getting two ya novels about her!

and then they announce a second live action reboot of the original show. as if anyone asked for that again. as if anyone thinks “hey this was a great cartoon, you know what else would be good? if it was a live action show that needs to be at least 50% cgi anyway”.

and that means that it’s not that they just didn’t have the time or funding for a whole new show at the moment, they just thought it was safer to make a show that doesn’t tread any new ground.

argumate:

afloweroutofstone:

Has there been any social anthropology work done on social media celebrities yet?

Anthropologists React To PewDiePie

zanabism:

“Europe belongs to Europeans”

1st of all you’re not even a real continent you’re lucky we don’t just call you Left Asia