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questbedhead:

homeworldlapis:

to add to this “humans are weird” thing
did you know that humans are the only species on earth with the ability to throw things with any significant degree of accuracy and force (apes can throw with about the force of a human ten year old, but cant lock their wrists well enough for accuracy)

and we just never really think about it bc its so easy and simple to us that pretty much all of our sports are based around the concept of throwing things accurately

so
what if the concept of projectile weapons takes most species FOREVER to get the hang of, or even come up with in the first place.
a human goes onto a ship and throws some trash into the nearest reclaimer, shouts “kobe!” and all the other aliens on board absolutely LOSE THEIR MINDS

I definitely didn’t know this about humans but it’s actually really neat

sammiroo:

kramergate:

tripleclown:

my favorite thing about the kylo ren lightsaber pocket pussy post is how they say maybe rey fingers it or something like.. WHO DOES THAT. WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT. THESE PEOPLE DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT REAL LIFE OR HOW A PERSON WOULD RESPOND UPON FINDING SOMEBODY ELSES MASTURBATORY AID

i got ten words through this post before my surroundings started greying out

All these people commenting not knowing what this is referencing are lucky as fuck. You DON’T want to know what it is

absolutely-walnuts:

themuditaendeavour:

bogleech:

deliciousstomach:

gwinny3k:

The worst trick a childhood anxiety disorder pulls is, you spend your early years being applauded for being so much more mature than your peers, because you aren’t disruptive, you don’t want any kind of attention, you don’t express yourself, you keep yourself to yourself – this makes you a pleasure to have in class, etc etc – and you start to believe it’s virtue. But you’re actually way behind your peers in normal social development, and who knows if you can ever catch up.

Never heard a truer thing in my life.

holy shit wait you mean being just morbidly terrified of doing anything wrong ISN’T necessarily the same as being “well behaved?!”

Convenient children =/= healthy children

Convenient children do not equal healthy children

i have no doubt that rosie cottons is a hobbit stripper name. as if tolkien wrote an entire world as a vehicle for his elaborate language project and didn’t guess that naming a character ‘pink undies’ might maybe have a subtext