daisyswild:

wizardjpeg:

i know some naughty words that will really knock your socks off

But I’m not wearing socks??

i know some caring words that will put socks on you

queenwhiskey:

people who dislike the ice cream pokemon for being ice cream pokemon are extremely invalid

People who dislike the garbage bag pokemon because its “literal garbage” are also invalid

Oh, so she’s only conceptually horny for dragons. Got it.

bisexualgambit:

Reasons Artic Monkeys is bad:

They have the same bass line in every song

Reasons Artic Monkeys is good:

It’s one sexy fucking bass line so I don’t blame them

tenjou-utena:

retroactivebakeries:

dreamhouse777:

rosewater1997:

all i ever think about is skincare and getting rawed

have you guys considered hobbies

all i ever think about is tabletop roleplaying games and getting rawed

have you considered skincare

peggys:

sometimes self care is just saying ‘this person is a fucking idiot’ and exiting their blog instead of continuing to hate read their awful opinions on things

did you know Dr Doofensmirtz says “Oy Vey”

5779:

surprisedentistry:

one time i had to unfollow a mutual because they abruptly went from being an unremarkably typical 2013-era Les Mis blog to being an avid Perry the Platypus and Dr. Doofenshmirtz shipper

i’m sorry what was the question

swan2swan:

The Phantom Menace is the best movie ever because the entire premise is essentially “Amazon has obtained its own private army and now two future samurai have to stop it from forcing Natalie Portman’s planet to use its services by cutting through Jeff Bezos’s army of robots and attempting to convince Congress to do something about it SPOILER WARNING Congress doesn’t do jack so Natalie Portman has to take matters into her own hands also the day is saved by a redneck kid the samurai picked up when the car broke down”.

clitcheese:

my favourite thing is fertile pronounced the same way as turtle. furtle. furtle turtle

@patberson Carpets are OUT we’re walking on Fur Tiles now

hey i have a favor to ask from astronomers, can y’all put little krakens on the edges of maps of the observable universe to denote that we don’t know what’s past that