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patrexes:

patrexes:

i keep trying to weave but every time i stand up i get dizzy

dear mother i cannot weave for slender aphrodite has overcome me with dysautonomia

hustlerose:

if you think about it more than a little bit, you will realize that pronouns, especially among lgbt people, are just another aspect of presentation. and we all know the golden rule of presentation. say it with me. there’s no wrong way to be the gender you are.

now stop policing lesbians and gay men for making you uncomfortable with their gender nonconformity.

redwwood:

*sensually de-robes from my red slutty velvet number as I slowly skinny dip into the tar pits and become an excellent preserved fossil that stuns scientists for years to come and yes my chanel black 6 inch heels are still in perfect condition*

@patrexes

letshearitforthisclown:

*spongebob narrator voice* ah… the temptations of the flesh

spillybun:

spillybun:

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

pelkoja:

scaldingwater:

cant get brainwashed if you have. no brain 🙂

libertarians

carriebongstein:

me, logically: it’s never gonna happen
the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did

hypeswap:

when u dont like ur art take a deep breath and remember u created it from nothing, like a god

doomy:

slimetony:

slimetony:

markrial:

slimetony:

fat-kitty:

slimetony:

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

Where was it before?

at the top
we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

Wh

What the fuck

people were so used to it that there were extensions to put it back

clitcheese:

the news keeps reporting on that uni of Newcastle hazing video as “including footage of students made to drink from each other’s ballsacks” and geez that’s an ambiguous sentence i keep thinking the worst and that they’re puncturing them with straws like fucking capri suns but, it’s just like, holding out the scrotum and pooling alcohol in it like a kinda fucked version of belly button shots but oh my god the way they say it every fucking time i just hear. that they’re drinking scrotum fluid. They Need to find a more clear way to say this

i’d like to formally apologise to anyone who’s gone through my nsfw expecting my nudes and got this instead