eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer
Fork
Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin
Uhm you seem to forget that « chips » can also mean fries ? And thats probably what they were talking about haha
i did not forget anything. i purposefully ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out
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@ all u british bastards imma bout to eat biscuits n tea but am i supposed to put the butter on the biscuit and dip it in the tea or do i dip the biscuit in the tea first and then butter it or am i supposed to take a bite out of the butter and the biscuit and sip the tea or am i supposed to
Who the fuck puts butter on a biscuit mate. I think you’ve got a translation error
so mr england sir i should butter up the tea or
the butter goes on the Weetabix.
im shaking what are you saying to me
It could also go on crumpets
now yall just making up words
The butter could also go on the teacakes and scones as well if you want, or pork scratchings ya know, mix it around
please dont hurt me ill do anything
how much water do i have to drink before my life is fixed?
we talk a lot about lesbians using he/him pronouns, but did you know that bi women can also use whatever pronouns they want? gay and bi men and straight people can also use any pronouns… in fact, this may be hard to grasp, but anyone can use any pronouns they want regardless of their gender, including trans people ofc
butts are too sweaty. in general, all butts should stop that
broke: bisexuals are half gay and half straight
woke: straight and gay people are half bi
hello…. i am the guardian of this dungeon….. terrors and treasures alike await you within……. you may only enter if you answer me my ominously specific hypotheticals three
to begin…. hypothetically speaking would you rather a mimic ate your arm or your leg…. hypothetically
i will no longer be using this blog because she died
testicle torture enthusiasts after a long day: aah time to hit the sack
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