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arsoniick:

op heard there were two different pronunciations of a famous dutch impressionist painter’s last name and never settled on which pronunciation to use but gogh gogh i guess

hey look a dungeons and dragons ride

sounddesignerjeans:

Honestly I think one of the most empowering things you can do for yourself is to separate your negative qualities from your identity.

Instead of saying “I’m lazy,” saying “I’ve made a habit of not doing work unless it’s absolutely necessary.” Instead of saying “I’m a bad friend,” saying “I haven’t communicated as much as I should with the people I care about.”

By being specific about your problems, and by framing it as an action that you are consciously either working on or ignoring rather than an unchangeable part of who you are, you allow yourself to accept your mistakes and work constructively on them instead of pretending they didn’t happen or wallowing in blaming yourself.

loriinae:

nonbinarypeach:

loriinae:

find yourself a plus size clown dom call that a big top

elise not a day goes by that I don’t pray to God for him to shut you up for good .

whats a god to a clown

vampfucker666:

me five layers deep into Wikipedia: the strongest humor in my body is black bile

lesbianistictendencies:

bluestreetbutch:

Okay so we already know that Straight Boys™ are a bundle of confusion but what’s with the whole getting annoyed at their girlfriends for taking them shopping?? Why would you not want to see ur beautiful gf trying on cute clothes?? Her prancing around in a new sundress? Dead. Shaking her butt and grinning because she loves the way those jeans fit?? g o r g e o u s. Dad Shirts™ three sizes too big with dumb slogans?? Y’all will have to find my inhaler from year six cause i can’t fucking breathe.

Like if you don’t wanna take your gf shopping that’s your loss tell her to dump your dumb ass & hmu

this is a whole mood?

generallokisuggestion:

Not to be controversial but so many of you talk about “chaotic energies” and what not while pretending you’re all BIG fans of chaos, when you can’t even handle a little pineapple on pizza. Stop chaosfaking.

fireballandfailure:

swarnpert:

standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay

You motherfuckers need to eat salt is what that means

bidoof:

can solid snake murder an inkling child in dracula’s castle in your precious melee? no??

theshitpostcalligrapher:

ngl sometimes i look at my paypal balance and do an autoconversion in my head to chicken nuggets