Fact: A lot of people are confused about what bisexuality is or what it means to be bi. To clarify: “bi” is short for the word “bike” which in itself is actually short for “bichael”. We hope this clears things up.
The etymology dates back to the painting of the sexting chapel by Bichaelangelo.
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Sometimes…people who claim to be neutral….are just spineless.
nest:
its so fucking funny when people in straight relationships try to use top/bottom language to describe their sex lives. my housemate was talking about “topping” her boyfriend and i was like “you peg him?” and she got all disgusted and was like NO I JUST LIKE BEING ON TOP!!!!
we really really need to oppress the hets man they’re playing with fire they’re using ideas they dont understand. they’re running with scissors
i want one episode of Steven Universe where they see a jewlery store and just lose it
liberals: what do you mean “200 years”? ever since the first chimpanzee picked up a stick to eat ants with and called it his, every society in the whole world has operated under capitalism! bartering, gift economies, feudalism, mercantilism, hunter-gatherer societies, all these different institutions in their many forms are all types of capitalism, as long as any single person owns a toothbrush!
liberals: but also communism can only ever take exactly 1 form and it’s exactly like the USSR
Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something
overalls are professional onesies
i had it all backwards. onesies are unemployed overalls.
overalls are professional onesies
in for a peeny, in for a pound
If you view being racist as integral to white childhood and being asked + taught to critically engage with how you view people of color as someone destroying innocence or forcing a child to grow up, you are indisputably implying children of color should be silent victims.
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