literally all the nsfw i’ve ever posted seems to still show up in my tag

like this post for my twitter. it’s going to be the same kind of rambly bullshit that i’ve been shoving into my #mine tag for years, so if you’re one of the 5 people who consistently like my weird posts, i love you,

I’m going to get together a crack team to kill tumblr forever.

Potter fans, get y

kafukafuura1917:

really fucking pissed off tonight to realize CERN chose to invent the World Wide Web instead of the World Wife Web.

magicact:

dizzyybun:

magicact:

magicact:

i am a simple man. i search for warmth and tiny spaces to curl up in

i like to have my head petted also

I diagnose you with cat

all of us would curl up in a shoe box if we were able to.

couriers-mile:

Elf androgyny and dwarf androgyny and orc androgyny are like three very different forms of androgyny and defiance of the binary and they’re all so good

worldsworstfather:

pacific rim really went OFF with drift compatibility. like, there was absolutely no reason the jaegers couldn’t be piloted by a single person; a bunch of teenagers managed it just fine solo in evangelion, but guillermo del toro was like “nah, we’re gonna reinvent the concept of soulmates with mecha and kaiju” and then went and did just that, the absolute madman,

prostatemodern:

thejollyrebel:

Santa with that ass so fat

Let me see them buttcheeks clap

on Dec 18 we won’t be able to see a tity but this abomination will remain untouched and if that ain’t the darnedest thing

clitcheese:

like this post for my twitter. it’s going to be the same kind of rambly bullshit that i’ve been shoving into my #mine tag for years, so if you’re one of the 5 people who consistently like my weird posts, i love you,

also, i’m taking suggestions on which mastodon servers are the best fit for my very inconsistent blogging style

i’m looking for like, the standard no nazis/no terfs/no discrimination (bonus points if they know the word ‘ableism’), where tagged NSFW is fine, and mental health blogging is welcome, and just generally being a weird bitch. like, tumblr with actual community standards i guess

Modern Terms for Modern Stats

ayellowbirds:

probablybadrpgideas:

STK – Stronk
PRK – Parkour
TCC – Thiccness
MEM – Memes
ANX – Anxiety
AES – Aesthetic

i understand OP’s url but i am absolutely going to do this