was sloppy joe a real man

If someone beats you up for being “cishet white male” and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?

what if the world was made of pudding

bumbleshark:

pros to hugging yer tall girlfriend:

that physically enveloped feeling thats so warm and soft and good

you can nuzzle into her neck for the hug depending on the duration

her arms will 100% always be wrapped around and over you

safe and snug

titty:face ratio is in your favor

pros to hugging yer short girlfriend:

yer a being of love and protection. so strong yet soft

her arms? wrapped around your waist?? im swooning

you get to smoosh yer face into her neck/hair hhhhhhh ❤

KISSES ON THE CROWN OF HER HEAD HOLY MOLEY

your titty:her face

boujee-geminiiheauxx:

Honestly? Shoutout to those of you who are completely fucking lost in life. Those who don’t know what they want to do with life. Those who are stuck in a certain part of life and can’t get out. Those who are reaching for dreams they feel are impossible to reach. Those who feel like they’re accomplishments are being overlooked. Those who feel like their enough just isn’t enough. It is. You can make it. You will make it. There is an opening at the end of the tunnel.

preposterousness:

earthmedicina:

be so completely yourself that everyone else feels safe to be themselves too

i can’t think of much that i aspire to more than this

spacey-sapphic:

mary lambert deserves so much more hype than she gets. like??? a gay, overweight, bipolar singer with the voice of an angel who promotes self love and embracing the things you’ve been taught to be ashamed of. stan talent, stan mary lambert

gingersnapkid:

“do you have a type?”

uh yeah, women I’m slightly afraid of

doctortay:

lesbiskammerat:

the use of the word “farmer” to mean not just people doing actual, important farmwork, but also include the parasitic capitalists who simply profit from those people’s labour.. incredibly insidious. so many policies marketed as “helping farmers” are really aimed at supporting people who exploit farmers, furthering their misery

Some helpful context:

“To be treated as a farmer in America doesn’t necessarily require you to grow any crops. According to the Government Accountability Office, between 2007 and 2011 Uncle Sam paid some $3m in subsidies to 2,300 farms where no crop of any sort was grown. Between 2008 and 2012, $10.6m was paid to farmers who had been dead for over a year….American farm subsidies are egregiously expensive, harvesting $20 billion a year from taxpayers’ pockets. Most of the money goes to big, rich farmers producing staple commodities such as corn and soybeans in states such as Iowa.”

Farm subsidies overwhelmingly go to corporate farms, not the family farmer the government wants you to think they’re going to.

maxiesatanofficial:

macarons are just the oreo of the bourgeoisie

andhumanslovedstories:

carnival-phantasm:

king-of-heroes-official:

orcs aren’t really mosters tbh. they’re demihumans. it’s barely above wanting to fuck catgirls.

This is a hot take that could possibly lead to chaos in the already fragile monster fucking community

If I look at a mouth and instinctually know how to kiss it with my human mouth, it is not a monster, it is a variation on a person, probably with larger than average teeth. It isn’t a monster until I have to strategize