“lilo and stitch was racist because lilo wasn’t in enough merch” oh my god the su crits are really Like This. just targeting every piece of media that’s ever tried to do good. like. yes. disney is racist. disney’s marketing is especially racist. but. you can just say disney is racist. pick out a film that’s genuinely problematic. but faulting a film that still stands up as great representation because of how it was marketed in 2002 makes you sound like a ridiculous child
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are holodeck characters horny by default, or is it something you have to adjust in the settings menu
Originally settings, but Star Fleet got sick of people breaking it trying to get the horniness jusssst right so they made it default
my train of thought is like. if you give people a Horny Meter, they’ll just slide it up to 100%. but no one really wants that. That’s Way Too Horny. i bet the horny slider tells you it’s set at 100%, so people stop trying to push it up, but it’s really only set to like a reasonable, more manageable amount of horny. starfleet engineers would set it to just the right level of tense, Will-They Won’t-They slow burn.
That makes sense. You’re right, people would totally go 100% horny. Starfleet engineers are doing us all a service
the real heroes of the show tbh
adults watching a kids cartoon: this episode is bad because it tried to make children laugh instead of catering to my insatiable hunger for neverending angst.
are holodeck characters horny by default, or is it something you have to adjust in the settings menu
Originally settings, but Star Fleet got sick of people breaking it trying to get the horniness jusssst right so they made it default
my train of thought is like. if you give people a Horny Meter, they’ll just slide it up to 100%. but no one really wants that. That’s Way Too Horny. i bet the horny slider tells you it’s set at 100%, so people stop trying to push it up, but it’s really only set to like a reasonable, more manageable amount of horny. starfleet engineers would set it to just the right level of tense, Will-They Won’t-They slow burn.
“Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi.”
— I, We, Waluigi: a Post-Modern analysis of Waluigi by Franck Ribery (via tramampoline)
Me, watching an interaction between a male and female character: Wow, look at that wholesome, platonic relationship! I love their friendship, and it’s perfect the way it-
Male and female characters: *kiss*
Me: I do not Understand
this is a coherency free blog
if I ever say anything comprehensible let me know and I’ll delete it!
Me: Hi
Bisexual character written by a straight person: Oh! I don’t like labels. I don’t like to pick sides. I just like people. I like to shop at two different grocery stores. I like to eat at Burger King and McDonalds, if you know what I mean. Let’s just say I wear two different socks. I prefer ketchup AND mustard on my hamburgers. I’m just gonna say that I own two different pairs of underwear. I don’t want to be like one of those people, but how about I just say that I like to drink my coffee from two different mugs?
my mom actually got me my gf cause she came up to her and started gushing about me and showed her a picture and was like ‘shes always whining about not having a girlfriend:/ and i always say honey one day the right girl will come!! heres her numer, can you tell her im right??’ and later that day the girl texted me ‘are you really such a whiny bottom that even your mom knows’ and we hooked up and got together afterwards so thanks mom youre the best
i’m screaming every single part of this is wild and it just keeps getting betterÂ
are holodeck characters horny by default, or is it something you have to adjust in the settings menu
