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accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

NPC Energy

how to be less racist

im exhausted from blocking u and sending ur dumbass posts to my friends to talk shit so here’s a tutorial on how not to be a demon. ur welcome white devil

broke: speaking for us

woke: boosting our voices

broke: #im white tag

woke: putting that you’re white in your about page where we can always see it instead of tagging the bi monthly post you rb about racism with this

broke: uwu please let me know if i do something racist

woke: taking responsibility for yourself, monitoring your own actions, being receptive of criticism even if it’s not delivered to you in a nice way

broke: distancing yourself from your whiteness by making white people jokes and talking mad shit abt other white people

woke: understanding that you are not somehow less white than other white people bc you aren’t a cishet able bodied nt man

broke: getting mad when we make jokes abt hating white people

woke: understanding that you don’t get to monitor how we express our anger abt the trauma we’ve experienced at white people’s hands

broke: arguing with us about what is or isn’t racism

woke: understanding that you have never actually experienced racism, staying in your lane, actually listening to us

broke: making racism abt you and your feelings

woke: understanding your experiences with and perspective on racism are dumb and don’t matter, focusing on people of color instead

broke: constantly asking your friends of color to roast people for you

woke: not dragging us into all your messes, handling your own beef, understanding we’re probably tired of ur shit, learning to roast people yourself

broke: reblogging posts abt racism with #let me know if this is ok to rb

woke: not rbing posts if you think rbing it would be overstepping boundaries, contacting op to ask if you can rb their post, developing critical thinking skills

broke: “yeah i dont do this” or “omg i didnt realize that was Bad and i was actively hurting people by doing it” on posts abt racism

woke: reading and comprehending them, reblogging them silently and without commentary, not trying to get brownie points at all times

broke: answering asks from other white demons consoling you after you get called out for racism

woke: blocking those racist bitches, not feeding into the idea that any poc who calls you out is a monster, acknowledging that you fucked up, apologizing, not doing whatever you did again

broke: thanking me for teaching you how to treat poc like people

woke: realizing you should be embarrassed i had to tell you this shit

artificial-father:

bukbot:

wtnvgenerator:

can i offer you a void in this trying time?

I offer you some more.

Very polite, but I only need a little bit of void thank you.

prokopetz:

Media in ascending order of likelihood to get you horribly emotionally invested in characters you’ll literally never see again:

Novels by dead authors

Unfinished webcomics

TV shows cancelled after one season

Animated music videos

Creeping OC tags on Tumblr

Filler episodes of Steven Universe

radical-eirini:

radical-eirini:

radical-eirini:

pseudo-leftie terfs will be all like “you don’t have a materialist understanding of gender!!! why are you analyzing social relationships of power and production? only genitals are made of matter!”

materialism is about exclusively referring to things by virtue of their physical properties and then getting confused as fuck as to why humanity assigns more value to a few metals more than others, and the more confused you are the more materialist it is

terf materialist just bumbling around like a fucking dumbass, trying to explain why diamonds are so expensive based solely on a chemical composition analysis:

“this is bullshit” she says

“this is just fucking compressed coal”

one-time-i-dreamt:

Gordon Ramsay ate my ass then said it was underseasoned and a fucking disgrace.

garashirs:

garashirs:

the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays

if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be

staywild–moonchild:

beefmasters:

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

if you saw the alphabet: you’re straight

if you saw a keysmash: you’re gay

H ol yy ff fu ck

partyshoggoth:

Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir

certifiedcis:

People believe men and women to be so fundamentally, immutably different that they think transitioning necessitates becoming a different person entirely, to the point where they will literally mourn the “death” of your “old self”

It’s fucking weird is what it is.