Since the monster who originally posted it did not provide a link to the tweet or the fic and I KNOW y’all, here
[id: a tweet by @prkrpete reads: “ive discovered that seinfeld fanfiction does, in fact, exist, and may actually be the absolute best thing in the world“.
the attached image is a snippet of a sienfeld fic. It reads: “The next afternoon, Jerry was still thinking about the kiss. Then, Kramer walked in eating a large watermelon.
“Hey, Jerry,” Kramer said.
“Hey, Kramer.” He paused. “Ever kiss another man before?”
“Well, sure,” Kramer said. He then failed to elaborate.”]
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