[Caption: Four gifs of Chidi from The Good Place.
First: Chidi has a horrified look on his face and thereβs text that reads, β(existential crisis)β
Second: Chidi says, βIβm going toβ¦ start crying.β
Third: Chidi says, βIβm scared of everything.β
Fourth: Chidi says, βOh, wow. Iβve never been happy.β]
[id: 6 cat pictures. pic 1 is of a fluffy orange cat, sitting in a doorway looking up shocked. a possum is behind it. the cat is labelled “chidi”, the possum is “the desire to use almond milk in his coffee”
pic 2 is a grey striped cat desperately trying to put it’s face in a bowl. a human hand is pushing the cat back by the head, but itβs still leaning forward into it, making its eyes look huge.
the cat is “chidi” and the bowl is labelled “almond milk”.Β
pic 3 is a light grey cat sitting next to the edge of a sink, labelled “chidi”, next to a carton of milk, labelled “almond milk”. the cat is making a really intense facial expression, and scrunching up it’s face like it’s angry or sick
pic 4 is a very blurry picture of a cat, it’s eyes are closed and baring it’s teeth, as if crying out or hissing. it’s labelled “chidi after drinking the almond milk”
pic 5 is a very fluffy cat lying down on it’s back, it’s wide eyes open as if in shock, as someone is vacuuming it’s tummy. the cat is “chidi” the vacuum head is “almond milk related guilt”
pic 6 is a grey cat looking sad and hunched over, with a human hand giving it the middle finger. the cat is labelled “chidi drinking the almond milk”, the hand is “also chidi”]
[Image description: Photos of a guy with an impressive moustache and a guy in a baseball cap yelling at each other. I donβt recognise them and so cannot be more specific.
Moustache: When Chidi tells that guy the truth about his boots to remain ethical, heβs breaking the most foundational aspect of Kantian ethics by using him as a means to an end.
Baseball Cap: He wasnβt a good person, thatβs the whole point.
Moustache: Itβs a huge oversight. Why make him follow Kant at all? He represents an important milestone in ethical reasoning, sure, but the discipline has moved past him. The rigidity of the categorical imperative is openly mocked.
Baseball Cap: *throwing a chair* Chidiβs morality is a defence mechanism. Modern philosophies have more space for nuance, but Chidiβs attraction to the cut and dry rigid world of Kant is a manifestation of his anxiety. Kant represents the certainty he craves.
Moustache: I think I changed my own mind making this meme, this is a very well-written show.]
first of all, this is an adorable photo. second of all, tHE FUCKIGN CAPTION IβM SCREAMING SJNDAKNFJSNDNAJDN
[Screenshot of an instagram photo from @jameelajamilofficial (Tahani) of what looks like a behind the scenes photo from the good place. Sheβs in a wedding dress lounging on a chaise on a beach while the actor playing Jason in a black suit is leaning towards her, trying to hand her something. The caption says βfork off jianyu. Everyone knows I want elenor.β]
[Caption: Two gifs of Tahani, pretending to be Rhonda, and Eleanor, pretending to be Diana, from The Good Place.
Tahani: [Fake midwest US accent] Come on, Diana, letβs hit the bar. Iβmma get me a tall glass of pipinβ hot corn syrup and a scooter, so I can roll around the mall.