this adds a whole new layer of bad to the idea that queensland is our florida

wylanvanshitpost:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

My friend and I are discussing various English/UK accents and I just fucking blurted “Australian accents are like if Britain had a Texas” and guys I feel like I’ve cracked the goddamn code

There are 4 types of responses to this post

1) “I’m Australian/British/a Texan and this is fucking disgusting/offensive/problematic and here’s why”

2) “I’m Australian/British/a Texan and you’re absolutely right and I hate you for it”

3) Actual smart linguistics/etymology people describing the progression of accents and proving how big of a dumbass I am

4)

[ID: a tumblr reply from angeliphobia saying “bold of you to assume england exists”]