argumate:

sleepymccoy:

Au where Scotty is Australian

β€œNah, Cap, no chance of getting these engines going in the next hour. We’re up shit creek without a paddle for a while.”

β€œTurn the bloody heating down, Spock, it’s dry as a dead dingo’s donger in here!”

β€œI’ll see you tomorrow, Doc, it’s been a day of hard yakka and I’m drinking with the flies tonight.”

β€œBeam me out, would ya? I’m in the middle of bloody woop woop and I feel like a shag on a rock.”

Scotto

why does scotto want to engage in sexual intercourse on top of a rock