jimkerk:

riddle me this: if spirk isn’t real why is it that every time jim is even suggested to be romantically involved with a woman, the camera cuts to spock staring sadly into the middle distance

mirrordata:

some people who draw tos fanart care enough to make vulcans green like grass in summer, but not enough to make uhura one (1) shade darker than every other human they draw

argumate:

sleepymccoy:

Au where Scotty is Australian

“Nah, Cap, no chance of getting these engines going in the next hour. We’re up shit creek without a paddle for a while.”

“Turn the bloody heating down, Spock, it’s dry as a dead dingo’s donger in here!”

“I’ll see you tomorrow, Doc, it’s been a day of hard yakka and I’m drinking with the flies tonight.”

“Beam me out, would ya? I’m in the middle of bloody woop woop and I feel like a shag on a rock.”

Scotto

why does scotto want to engage in sexual intercourse on top of a rock