Dudes in romance novels are always like, “She was beautiful, intelligent, courageous, determined and kind all at once… He’d never met a woman like her before…”
And YOU, sir, are fucking unobservant, because my gay ass meets women like that every goddamn day.
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a misreading of a post:
life is about eating women and loving fruit and then you die
me: I feel such…crankiness inside…the desire to whine is…unstoppable… I feel myself growing…spiteful and sarcastic … what is this disease? This disord—
brain: you’re hungry you simple bitch
bones, looking through the first aid kit: WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH CHEETOS?!
kirk, bleeding out: I thought it was funny at the time
wlw tumblr why are demons hot
we’ve been exposed to queercoded villains since childhood, causing us to associate strongly with villainous and evil women; furthermore, because we fear we are being predatory towards women we are afraid of approaching girls and thus the concept of an aggressive woman is attractive because we don’t have to start the relationship
also they have big titties
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