How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isnβt cool anymore?
βTis the fuckinβ season, friends!! Get out there and live your worst life!!
What the fuck is happening
Why donβt you grab a can of ravioli and ask!
