Tag: unsanitary

the cat has a bit of shit dribbling out of her ass do i chase her down to wipe it. do i wait for her to sit on something and then clean that. does she clean that herself with her tongue or something i don’t know the protocol. surely she doesn’t lick shit out of her ass but like cats are meant to handle this out in the wild somehow don’t they

nest:

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

higher-order:

Amazon is like a real life version of a corporation from a dystopian sci-fi.

[1st image: a headline reads “Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos’ Mansion Renovation Plans Include 25 Bathrooms And Twitter Has Questions”. the source is brobible.

2nd image: a tweet from @robwhisman “amazon warehouse i worked in had one bathroom that was a good quarter-mile walk from most places on the floor. scanners notify management after a couple minutes of inactivity. knew one guy who literally refused to keep hydrated fearing termination for excessive pee breaks”]