weird old forgotten tumblr things that I never see included in this sort of list:

raeadropofgoldensunshine:

  • ah, the scalene triangle
  • loving Cole Sprouse
  • hating Cole Sprouse 
    • the tons of “social experiment” memes that followed
  • the first wave of Actual Cannibal Shia LaBaeuf memes from before there was even a video for it
  • trying to trick “hipster” blogs into reblogging fandom content 
    • the whole strict dichotomy between fandom and hipster blogs as a whole tbh
  • “I was here here before MTV!”
  • 12.9 year olds
  • “what is air” and “my ovaries” 
  • non-tumblr people were peasants
  • nice legs daisy dukes
  • slideshows with comic sans and sometimes making your mom or sibling comment on some cringey show they’d never seen
  • homestuck
  • tumblr user pizza (what ever happened to them???)
  • tumblr user the-vashta-nerada 
  • Nine In The Afternoon jokes/references all the time??
  • imagine how is touch the sky
  • “you tried” stars and all the variations thereupon
  • do she got the booty?
  • “can you give me directions to the olive garden?”
  • night bloggers 

add more help me relive the past 6 years i’ve wasted on this garbage website

zagreus:

deinoes:

queer-joanwatson:

alivechihiro:

hydrogyne:

“noot noot” factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme

not all 9000 barrel rolls

but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,

with equius

hey, uhh….. WHAT LANGUAGE IS THIS?

it’s a metaphor, hazel grace

thebootydiaries:

captainofsex:

thebootydiaries:

captainofsex:

thebootydiaries:

my fav thing about doctor whom is that we don’t know who the doctor is?? it’s like…who is the doctor….we literally don’t know! what an adventure. i haven’t slept in 3 days

Of course we KNOW who the Doctor is. You don’t know who the Doctor is. Stop trying to appeal to the fandom side of tumblr it’s Not Gonna Work

stop being mean 2 me…………i watched the movie………i like when he look in my eye with the light saver….. …

Ridiculously offensive. You’re going to FANDOM JAIL.

brah to what

only 2014/2015 kids remember

gamerphobic:

  • the large movement of bdsm kinksters trying to prove that fifty shades of grey is not a representation of what bdsm is in real life and how bdsm is normal and healthy complete with quirky bdsm comics
  • people making fun of the sexy wife volcano in the lava movie before inside out, which quickly turned into people saying that the volcanos were based off of Hawaiian singer KamakawiwoĘ»ole and his wife (they weren’t) and that making fun of the volcano designs is racist
  • art of the clock from dhmis but instead of him being a clock he’s a sexy and dapper human and is shipped with a human version of the notebook
  • that one comic of the 50s lady eating ribs and being messy
  • copious amounts of disney vs dreamworks discourse well into 2015 revolving around facial diversity and snow physics in frozen
  • people arguing the tumblr update that put reblog additions into boxes instead of indenting them to the side made the site look uglier
  • attack on titan being an unavoidable force of nature
  • a lot of art and au versions of the purple fucker from five nights at freddies
  • the persona fandom and kanji/naoto discourse before persona 4 got milked to hell and the game’s regressive writing was acknowledged
  • “reblog this…..if youre not homophobic!”
  • christina hoff summers
  • the coding on the website freaking out whenever anything updated
  • people making up stories about things that happened to them in the sims or skyrim for notes
  • discourse on if meghan trainor and by extension nicki minaj’s anaconda was progressive or not
  • that one month everyone reblogged south park photosets from the pc principal season
  • crave that mineral

feel free to add to this