heckacute:

I’m addicted to weed and that weed is you. Come here so I can smoke you, you little nugget. You’re a tiny weed nugget and I’m going to smoke you a little bit. Smoke you with smooches, that is.

hands down the lamest post i’ve ever read in my life

meanexwife:

HEY SORRY MY BEAUTIFUL FIANCEE WHO I PLAN ON BINDING MY LIFE TO UNTIL MY EVENTUAL DEATH AT A OLD PEACEFUL AGE JUST LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE FUCKING EYES AND UTTERED THE WORDS “smokey 4/20 everystoner”

Smokey 4/20, everystoner.

connies-official-twitter-acc:

misty-eclipse:

megasov:

berryciesta:

clyder:

theshit4chansays:

Graweedy Falls

literally have had this queued for a year

In honor of the holiday

you forgot one

Dear god why

on this day 420 years ago albert einstein invented weed