dateagirlwhosweird:

Date a girl who’s a continuity error. When you take her out she’s wearing a pink sweater, but when you look at her again she’s wearing a yellow dress. She talks all the time about her little brother, but when you ask her about it she’s an only child. She forgets things easily, and she knows things she shouldn’t. She’s blonde, then brunette, then someone else entirely. It makes you a little uncomfortable, but no one else seems to notice and you still love her, so why worry?