glumshoe:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

the funniest #otherworldly trait concept i can imagine is

you when like. magical and nonhuman characters are described in a book and the protag like. hears the rustling of grass or smells woodsmoke inexplicably whenever they see them.

i’m just thinking about like. Wrong Versions of that.

every time someone sees me they inexplicably smell a shoe store which is like, not bad, I guess… they hear the distant and quiet but distinct sound of a lawn mower……

every time people see me they crave sugar, when i speak my voice is layered with the sounds of people bumping into door frames (x)

you get me

When I was in middle school, I found a chocolate-scented aroma oil that I dabbed on my clothing. The one time I went to a ‘Battle of the Bands’ type event, I wore it on a dark brown dress and near the end of the evening, this kid just turned to me and said, in obvious distress, “I don’t know why, but being around you makes me crave chocolate cake?!”