my favourite thing is fertile pronounced the same way as turtle. furtle. furtle turtle

@patberson Carpets are OUT we’re walking on Fur Tiles now

hey i have a favor to ask from astronomers, can y’all put little krakens on the edges of maps of the observable universe to denote that we don’t know what’s past that

my favourite thing is fertile pronounced the same way as turtle. furtle. furtle turtle

discouroborose:

discouroborose:

The term “fandom moderate” will never not be funny to me.

“I’m really not here for discourse, I’m just into fandom to have fun and I’m not really inclined to mix my politics into my fandom activity.”

“Wow, sounds like something a centrist would say lmao. Why do you hate the proletariat”

all 👏 art 👏 is 👏 political 👏 but 👏 especially 👏 SU 👏 shipping

bonesbunns:

bonesbunns:

Sky Queen vs. the Pesky Fish that keeps getting into trouble!

Since people liked them I thought I’d share more!!

Source: bonesbunns

spitblaze:

Hey guys! D&D was fun tonight! One of my players tried to argue that a horse is an open container of water

tredlocity:

Rugrats movie: oh no babies gone

Rugrats in Paris: babies ride giant robots and destroy the city

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

maxiesatanofficial:

maxiesatanofficial:

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man

i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just

rosalarian:

dropofrum:

shining-magically:

margotkim:

Any story claiming to be a deconstruction of fairy tales but has nothing to offer except new types of violence, more explicit sex, and a general attitude of “lol happy endings aren’t real” is like. such a cultural waste of time tbh

know what actually is a good deconstruction of a fairy tale? Shrek. It fucks up just about everything in a normal fairy tale and still manages to have a happy ending with a good message and never once has to be ‘gritty’ or ‘dark’. It’s actually really well done.

“The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist; a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain.”

– Ursula LeGuin, ‘The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas’

In dark times such as these, it is absolutely revolutionary to be happy.

contemporarysnowflake:

Enough with the “Autistic with a hidden talent” stereotype.

I get why Allistics thought it was a good idea. Maybe they meant to say “just because you’re Autistic doesn’t mean you can’t have skills, look at Rain Man!”

I’m sorry, as an Autistic person I have license to say that it completely backfired.

You’re not saying “Autistic people can be smart” any more.

You’re saying “Autistic people owe us some sort of super talented to exist.”

Autistic people do not need to be geniuses to be valid (and I’m a top student myself, but I can still see the problem in this). Autistic people do not need to prove themselves to be extraordinary, or “work twice as hard” to get basic respect.

Autistic people do not need to be extremely talented in order to be appreciated, pass it on.