peasantchick

prokopetz:

It always throws me when people use textspeak but properly punctuate their contractions. Like “u’ve” or “u’re”. Those things look like they should be the name of a species of three-legged aliens from a late 1990s Myst clone.

autiemice:

Weird behavior is not okay because we’re autistic! It’s okay because it’s harmless! If an NT wants to flap or carry a teddy bear or wear ear defenders, they can have at! We need to break down the system that suggests harmless deviation from the norm is wrong, not excuse specific deviations!

[Image description: Drake meme. Top text reads: “it’s okay because they’re autistic.” Bottom text reads: “It’s okay because it doesn’t hurt anyone. Also, unrelated, they’re autistic.”]

thylekshran:

both jadzia and ezri were trans women siri send tweet

karnalesbian:

karnalesbian:

‘bastard’ is the swiss army knife of ways to address someone

literally every conceivable human emotion can be expressed by using it as a term of address

skarchomp:

my philosophy is “nothing an individual can do could possibly be worse for the environment than major corporations dumping tons of pollutants into the atmosphere every day but also don’t just toss shit on the ground you idiot have some manners”

jonphaedrus:

jupiterswhore:

i want this on my grave

[caption: an alert on ios from the app name “SPRINKLE OF JESUS” with the alert text “Condoms dont protect you from spiritually transmitted demons.”]

Source: jupiterswhore

the-proest-of-tatoes:

doubletranquility:

my favorite trope is the thing star trek does where when a character lists something and they’ll list real things/people but add 1 thats fictional, like “great writers such as shakespeare, robert frost, edgar allan poe and zaxar the giant rat man“

@fruitgummy

the-princeps:

whitepeopletwitter:

Woke

[ID: tweet from dirt prince (@pants_leg) reading, “i told a customer good morning and he said “time means nothing to me” he’s the only person i’ve ever respected” it was posted on 7/11/18 /end ID]

shegotistical:

I just watched The Blob for the first time and not to spoil it but cold is the only way to stop it so they ship it to the arctic. And these old B movies get a lot of flack for not actually being scary but the last line of the film was that the blob can’t be killed but at least it’s stopped “so long as the arctic stays frozen” and lemme tell you that is THE most terrifying line a viewer in 2018 could hear.

supericelight:

demixian:

@robbieross

[Image description: A tweet by @/JonnieMarbLes:

“I love ruining the plot of Dorian Gray for people. Never gets old.”

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Source: punstars