imagine the drama if characters from classical literature engaged in tumblr antics
CALLOUT POST for Fitzwilliam Darcy
- did not consider me handsome enough to dance with
- has been the means of ruining, perhaps for ever, the happiness of a most beloved sister
reduced George Wickham to his present state of comparative poverty (I donβt have receipts on this but trust me)
- is full of arrogance, conceit, and selfish disdain of the feelings of others; is ungentlemanlike in general
EDIT: I HAVE RESCINDED ALL CALLOUTS OF MR. DARCY He is now my husband (long story)
Author: peasantchick
tip for healing via tumblr: blacklist everything from things that trigger you to only things that have just been annoying to look at. unfollow people you donβt want to see on your dash. unfollow that mutual that posts depressive shit that doesnβt help your mental health. block people who piss you off. etc. blacklist guilt trippy phrases. go to lengths to make your experience on tumblr more enjoyable and doesnβt have a negative impact on your mental health. you get enough of being annoyed and negative emotions in real life and during the day, but this is tumblr. itβs meant for fun, not to make you feel worse or affect how you see yourself. give yourself a break
girls on here being like βi donβt know how to talk to women i donβt know how to get in a relationship with a woman blah blah blahβ like FOOLS. You Are Woman. just do what you would want a girl to do for you and then ram her into the mattress
A top wrote this
big strap energy
An action scene in a movie: *The hits or gunshots line up perfectly with the beat of the soundtrack*
Me, gasping for air: Holy shit

worm:
Half of Australia lives here.
this is so funny because the blue areas arenβt really distinct so it just looks like somebody has posted a picture of all of australia with the caption βhalf of australia lives hereβ
gay culture is an endless loop ofΒ βyouβre cuteβΒ βyouβre cuteβΒ βno youβΒ βno YOUβRE the cutestβΒ βthatβs gayβΒ βyouβre gayβΒ
Disabled people get robbed of so many experiences. If Iβm well enough to work, Iβm spending every second of earned pto into being sick, doctors appointments, hospital stays, etc. I never once in a year got to take a pto day for me. Every singl one in a year went to chronic illness related things.
Now if you arenβt working because youβre sick, then you donβt have the money to go.
Itβs impossible to win and be on the same playing field as abled people. It starts to wear you down after a while. Youβve earned it they same way they have but you can never cash in like them.
“who would you want to play you in a movie in your life” this question isn’t as fun for me. im a disabled trans woman. im getting eddie redmayne
Honestly, as a German I can not quite understand the obsession of the English speaking world with the question whether a word exists or not. If you have to express something for which there is no word, you have to make a new one, preferably by combining well-known words, and in the very same moment it starts to exist. Agree?
Deutsche Freunde, could you please create for me a word for the extreme depression I feel when I bend down to pick up a piece of litter and discover two more pieces of litter?
- um = around
- die Welt = world
- die Umwelt = environment
- ver = prefix to indicate something difficult or negative, a change that leads to deterioration or even destruction that is difficult to reverse or to undo, or a strong negative change of the mental state of a person
- der MΓΌll = garbage, trash, rubbish, litter
- -ung = -ing
- die VermΓΌllung = littering
- ver- = see before
- zweifeln = to doubt
- -ung = see before
- die Verzweiflung = despair, exasperation, desperation
die UmweltvermΓΌllungsverzweiflung = β¦
This is a german compound on the spot master class and I am LIVING
- das Monster = monster
- das Wort = word
- der Groll = grudge, anger, malice, rancor
der Monsterwortgroll = β¦
MonsterwortbildungsimitationsunfΓ€higkeitsverzweiflungsgroll
- die Bildung = formation
- die Imitation = imitation
- un- = un-, in-
- fΓ€hig = able
- -keit = -ility
- die UnfΓ€higkeit = inability
der MonsterwortbildungsimitationsunfΓ€higkeitsverzweiflungsgroll = anger about the inability to imitate the formation of monster words
