Author: peasantchick
female alien: my husband that i loved very much just died π¦
riker: this is so sad computer play careless whisper
simba: i ran away from home
timon: thatβs so sad pumbaa play hakuna matata
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunim:
janeway: i have helped seven of nine discover her individuality
borg collective: you fucked up a perfectly good drone is what you did. look at it. itβs got anxiety.
you fucked-up a perfectly good pon farr is what you did. look at it. itβs got kirk
mr DSM-5 sir i know youre poorly written and unreliable but wont you please tell me who i am
βtraps arenβt trans women, theyβre effeminate gay dudes who crossdress to deceive and fuck straight guysβ
ok but youβve, just decided to counter an accusation of transphobia with βcheckmate, iβm a huge transphobe AND homophobe. werenβt expecting that one hey?β. like you really thought your knowledge of fetish anime would make you look Less Grosscontinually surprised how chasers think theyβre getting away with: βmy fetish isnβt trans women, my fetish is just identical in every way to trans women except closeted, or traumatised to staying in the closet and who doesnβt have the language or confidence to ask to be respected. also a cartoon usually.β
Also, for those who say βb-but how do I describe my anime waifu now????β – Japanese doesnβt even use the term βtrap.β Itβs a transmisogynist term that started on 4chan thatβs coercively applied to any person assigned male at birth that crossdresses (jousou, which is a neutral term in Japanese) presents femininely (onee), or is otherwise feminine of center (trans women, transfems, x -gender, as well as various GNC men, cis drag queens etc.), both in Western fandom and irl. Itβs a slur, just like sh*male.
More about there term here, from Andrea Ritsu, a Japanese trans woman.
Basically: stop using it.
I like calling myself a Trap because it describes me better than βtrans-womanβ I donβt want to be a woman, I want to be a feminine male who looks like a cute girl.
then u could not use a fucking slur made explicitly to fetishise trans women, like, please. sincerely. feminine male as u just described sounds like it’s doing fine for u
so for the next Jurassic park/world/whatever film
- just make it from the dinosaurs perspective
- call it:
Escape From Jurassic Park
- literally just make it like every prison break film ever made
- but dinosaurs
- have them dig a tunnel out with a rusty spoon, i don’t give a shit, i want a dinosaur prison break film
- my suspension of disbelief is Ready & Willing for this concept
- life finds a way cowards
just saw a conservative bloggerΒ βfear-mongerβ with the phraseΒ βa nation without a border ceases to be a nation!βΒ
and im likeβ¦you mean that nations are notΒ intrinsic truths, but instead they only manifest themselves through the exclusion of theΒ βotherβ??Β
you mean that borders are fictions that we are all encouraged to believe in, in order to create a feeling of national pride that is almost entirely based on beingΒ βnot the otherβ, creating stigma and feelings of superiority?Β
you mean that citizenship and nationality are features of our cultures that are almost always decided arbitrarily at birth and through nothing else??Β
you mean that a world without borders would be a very big step in the direction of a world without nationalism and without fear/stigmatisation of the βotherβ?? yeah sounds awfulβ¦.
some stupid ideas for dnd characters while i fight depression and boredom:
half elf, half tabaxi, full asshole
demon pretending to be a tiefling
doppelganger who took over someoneβs life but had no idea they were an adventurer or into shady shit and is having a lot of trouble with trying to keep his identity up
some more:
monk that is DEFINITELY not saitama from opm but beefier
orc bard with low charisma and gets very nervous around cute people
someone who doesnβt have a tragic backstory. their parents are alive and well, they write to them all the time about their adventures, and their parents support their adventuring and send them things they might need
low intelligence wizard
low intelligence female barbarian whos just here for a good time
a cleric or warlock whoβs married to their patron and very in love
warlock whose patron is their parent and theyβre basically studying abroad on the human plane
a ranger whose companion is actually the ranger, but their bodies got switched
If you wanna use one of these lmk and send me updates on them
A human whoβs from a family of tieflings. Someone in the family made a deal with a demon and the magic got weirded out so much it turned them human.
a druid who is just poison ivy, or dresses just like her
Dragonborn who look like crocodiles and speak with a southern accent
Shardmind or warforged who speaks like GLaDOS
Gunslinger dragonborn, but instead of using a gun, they shoot bullets from their mouth in a breath attack
A bard who uses an omatone
A timid human who looks like ur run of the mill wizard or librarian, but turns out to be a barbarian. All their rage comes from thinking about people whoβve bullied him or thinking about library late fees
#THESE ARE ALL VERY GOODβ¦.. #CROCODILE DRAGONBORN ALTERNATIVE: A CROC DRAGONBORN WHOβS JUST STEVE IRWIN
youβre so fucking valid
Hey if u wanna send like $3 my way so I can see my gf for my 23rd birthday, I will make you a complete character sheet either using these concepts or completely from scratch, complete with a fully fleshed backstory, character flaws, and family tree. I l o v e worldbuilding.
For $6 Iβll make you an entire world for your campaign

