Author: peasantchick

clitcheese:

tiny brain: playing a dragonborn to breathe fire

big brain: playing a dragonborn to be a member of a Proud Warrior Race like a fantasy klingon

galaxy brain: playing a dragonborn to lay eggs

interdimensional brain: playing any other race and still laying eggs because nothing in the books says you can’t

severalowls:

The “Alexa play [X]” meme was created in a lab by a team of marketing scientists paid $3 an hour without breaks or air conditioning by Jeff Bezos himself and if you don’t reblog any versions Alexa uploads your middle school fanfic history directly to the CIA.

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dontaskmetofocus:

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cosmicblushes:

love that adhd feel when “and there goes my ability to read”

why u ask?

– it’s too noisy
– my brain keeps thinking too many Thoughts
– re-read it again till u die
– BOREDOM!!!
– constantly zoning out
– the tiny sound in the distance
– too stressed out because I CAN’T READ

isn’t adhd fun!!!

– wait… that’s not what it said… or is it?

– i just skipped eight lines wtf

– is this English?

– where the fuck was i

– *gets up to do something* *never returns*

– wait how long have I been reading for

– I remember Nothing (except for a few unnecessary things in excruciating detail )

– must move NOW

– font bad

– song stuck in my head

*GETS UP TO DO SOMETHING* *NEVER RETURNS*

wordswithkittywitch:

Never forget what Doctor Who is really about.

Susan Foreman grinning as she sets a skull on fire and waves it about. Zoe giggling madly as she watches a computer attempt to solve an insolvable equation and explode. Nyssa, all sweetness and light, putting on ear protection before blowing a robot to bits. Ace, mixing her own explosives and dancing with joy when they work.

Doctor Who is about teenage girls gleefully blowing things up.