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Border Separation Myths
Dr. Michelle Martin is a researcher and professor at California State University, Fullerton. She has a Masters of Social Work, Masters in Global Policy, and a Ph.D. in Peace Studies (Political Science). She teaches Social Welfare Policy in the Master of Social Work program.
The following is her write-up on the separation of families at the border. She dispells a lot of common myths going around and provides sources which are linked. This might be helpful in your personal debates and discussions.
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There is so much misinformation out there about the Trump administrationβs new βzero toleranceβ policy that requires criminal prosecution, which then warrants the separating of parents and children at the southern border. Before responding to a post defending this policy, please do your researchβ¦As a professor at a local Cal State, I research and write about these issues, so here, I wrote the following to make it easier for you:
Myth: This is not a new policy and was practiced under Obama and Clinton.
FALSE. The policy to separate parents and children is new and was instituted on 4/6/2018. It was the βbrainchildβ of John Kelly and Stephen Miller to serve as a deterrent for undocumented immigration, and some allege to be used as a bargaining chip. The policy was approved by Trump, and adopted by Sessions. Prior administrations detained migrant families, but didnβt have a practice of forcibly separating parents from their children unless the adults were deemed unfit.Β
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Myth: This is the only way to deter undocumented immigration.
FALSE. Annual trends show that arrests for undocumented entry are at a 46 year low, and undocumented crossings dropped in 2007, with a net loss (more people leaving than arriving). Deportations have increased steadily though (spiking in 1996 and more recently), because several laws that were passed since 1996 have made it more difficult to gain legal status for people already here, and thus increased their deportations (I address this later under the myth that itβs the Democratsβ fault). What we mostly have now are people crossing the border illegally because theyβve already been hired by a US company, or because they are seeking political asylum. Economic migrants come to this country because our country has kept the demand going. But again, many of these people impacted by Trumpβs βzero toleranceβ policy appear to be political asylum-seekers.Β
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Myth: Most of the people coming across the border are just trying to take advantage of our country by taking our jobs.
FALSE. Most of the parents who have been impacted by Trumpβs βzero toleranceβ policy have presented themselves as political asylum-seekers at a U.S. port-of-entry, from El Salvador, Guatemala, and Honduras. Rather than processing their claims, according to witness accounts, it appears as though they have been taken into custody on the spot and had their children ripped from their arms. The ACLU alleges that this practice violates the US Asylum Act, and the UN asserts that it violates the UN Treaty on the State of Refugees, one of the few treaties the US has ratified. The ACLU asserts that this policy is an illegal act on the part of the United States government, not to mention morally and ethically reprehensible.Β
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Myth: Weβre a country that respects the Rule of Law, and if people break the law, this is what they get.
FALSE. We are a country that has an above-ground system of immigration and an underground system. Our government (under both parties) has always been aware that US companies recruit workers in the poorest parts of Mexico for cheap labor, and ICE (and its predecessor INS) has looked the other way because this underground economy benefits our country to the tune of billions of dollars annually. Thus, even though many of the people crossing the border now are asylum-seekers, those who are economic migrants (migrant workers) likely have been recruited here to do jobs Americans will not do.
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Myth: The children have to be separated from their parents because the parents must be arrested and it would be cruel to put children in jail with their parents.
FALSE. First, in the case of economic migrants crossing the border illegally, criminal prosecution has not been the legal norm, and families have historically been kept together at all cost. Also, crossing the border without documentation is typically a misdemeanor not requiring arrest, but rather has been handled in a civil proceeding. Additionally, parents who have been detained have historically been detained with their children in ICE βfamily residential centers,β again, for civil processing. The Trump administrationβs shift in policy is for political purposes only, not legal ones.Β
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Myth: We have rampant fraud in our asylum process, the proof of which is the significant increase we have in the number of people applying for asylum.
FALSE. The increase in asylum seekers is a direct result of the increase in civil conflict and violence across the globe. While some people may believe that we shouldnβt allow any refugees into our country because βitβs not our problem,β neither our current asylum law, nor our ideological foundation as a country support such an isolationist approach. There is very little evidence to support Sessionsβ claim that abuse of our asylum-seeking policies is rampant. Also, what Sessions failed to mention is that the majority of asylum seekers are from China, not South of the border.Β
Here is a very fair and balanced assessment of his statements: [ source ]
Myth: The Democrats caused this, βitβs their law.βΒ
FALSE. Neither the Republicans nor the Democrats caused this, the Trump administration did (although the Republicans could fix this today, and have refused). I believe what this myth refers to is the passage of the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act, which were both passed under Clinton in 1996. These laws essentially made unauthorized entry into the US a crime (typically a misdemeanor for first-time offenders), but under both Republicans and Democrats, these cases were handled through civil deportation proceedings, not a criminal proceeding, which did not require separation. And again, even in cases where detainment was required, families were always kept together in family residential centers, unless the parents were deemed unfit (as mentioned above). Thus, Trumpβs assertion that he hates this policy but has no choice but to separate the parents from their children, because the Democrats βgave us this lawβ is false and nothing more than propaganda designed to compel negotiation on bad policy.Β
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Myth: The parents and children will be reunited shortly, once the parentsβ court cases are finalized.Β
FALSE. Criminal court is a vastly different beast than civil court proceedings. Also, the children are being processed as unaccompanied minors (βunaccompanied alien childrenβ), which typically means they are in the custody of the Office of Refugee Resettlement (ORR), which is part of the Department of Health and Human Services (DHS). Under normal circumstances when a child enters the country without his or her parent, ORR attempts to locate a family member within a few weeks, and the child is then released to a family member, or if a family member cannot be located, the child is placed in a residential center (anywhere in the country), or in some cases, foster care. Prior to Trumpβs new policy, ORR was operating at 95% capacity, and they simply cannot effectively manage the influx of 2000+ children, some as young as 4 months old. Also, keep in mind, these are not unaccompanied minor children, they have parents. There is great legal ambiguity on how and even whether the parents will get their children back because we are in uncharted territory right now. According to the ACLU lawsuit (see below), there is currently no easy vehicle for reuniting parents with their children. Additionally, according to a May 2018 report, numerous cases of verbal, physical and sexual abuse were found to have occurred in these residential centers.Β
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Myth: This policy is legal.Β
LIKELY FALSE. The ACLU filed a lawsuit against the Trump administration on 5/6/18, and a recent court ruling denied the governmentβs motion to dismiss the suit. The judge deciding the case stated that the Trump Administrationβs policy is βbrutal, offensive, and fails to comport with traditional notions of fair play and decency.β The case is moving forward because it was deemed to have legal merit.Β
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Underrated tweet, imo.
[image description: a tweet from Hakeem (@_Hakeemo) βHomosexuality was still qualified as an illness in Sweden in 1979. Swedes protested by calling in sick to work, claiming they were gay. Attached is an image with the text ββ¦ equality, identified being gay as a disorder as late as 1979. / That year, a group of Swedes took advantage of the legal framework that made being gay an illness and called in sick to work, claiming their homosexuality as the reason. One woman, from the southern province of Smalandeven, managed to get Social Security benefits for calling in gay.β
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Oh boy if youβre mad about the US separating children from their parents, putting people in camps, and having a zero tolerance policy towards asylum seekers that has led to deliberate extensive cruelty as a futile deterrent wait until you hear about Australia.
β¦whatβs going on in Australia?
Buddy! Strap in because there are two parts to this:
- The past 100+ years of ripping kids from their families, racism, and attempted genocide
- The past 20+ years of racism, but now island torture prisons! LEVEL UP!
Australia has had a long history of separating children from their parents. The government decided that mixed raced children of Indigenous Australians were not OK so literally kidnapped them and raised them to assimilate into white society andΒ βbreed the colour out.β This started about 1905 and ended about 1970. We call them the Stolen Generations. This has had long lasting negative effects on Indigenous Australians as it was a decades long attempt to absolutely destroy their culture and commit genocide. βBut that was the past?β Surprise! ByΒ βended in 1970β³ I meanΒ βthe reasons in which we en masse tear children away from their families now has a different reasonβ and Indigenous children are now being taken away at even higher rates than during the stolen generations. Australia saw its Indigenous population, thoughtΒ βhow do we destroy their culture?β and when we were done thoughtΒ βgee, how do we blame them for having all these issues in their communities?β
BUT THATβS JUST THE BEGINNING!
Fast forward to now: Trump is using kids as political leverage to stop people from coming to the US right? Buddy heβs ripping Australia off. Scott Morrison, Minister for Immigration at the time once did that.
OK so for context: when people try to come to Australia via boat seeking asylum because theyβre fleeing war/persecution we do either 2 things: turn them back and let them justβ¦ die elsewhereβ¦ Or we lock them up in detention centres on Manus/Nauru Island. Thatβs where we keep them indefinitely in bad conditions, give them dodgy medical care, smear them in the press, and react indifferently when they die from suicide/negligence/assaultβ¦ and cover up sexual assaults from guards and the incredibly high rate of self harm and depression even in children. The entire idea is to be as cruel as possible so other people hear about it and goΒ βgeez, letβs not go to Australia. Theyβll literally torture us before they give us a protective visa.β And when I say indefinitely I mean indefinitely. Some refugees have spent 5 years wasting away in these prisons. Some children have spent their entire life in these prisons. And the government openly admits that theyβre genuine refugees. Theyβve been rigorously vetted and known to be safe people with no intention of harming us but itβs the zero tolerance principle. You tried to come here via boat? You go jail but we call itΒ βdetention.β
Well Scott Morrison decided once to tell the Senate that he could release a few kids from detention centres but only if they voted for a bill that increased his powers to send refugees back to where they would suffer persecution and basically told them if they donβt vote for it the kids will continue to suffer. He held children as ransom for his own political power. Our Human Rights Commissioner slammed it as terrible to use kids as bargaining chips.Β You know what the government did? Personally attack her and ask her to resign over his bias.Β Our Prime Minister at the time complained that Australia wasΒ βsick of being lecturedβ by the UN over how we keep torturing refugees.
The main line of attack against refugees:Β βtheyβre just coming here to take advantage of our welfare.β Oh no! Itβll cost the taxpayer money to subsidise a refugee to live in a safe country! So instead of having themΒ βrip offβ the taxpayer with a couple hundred a fortnight weβll just lock them up on an island where it costs $1 million per person on average over the past 4 years and operational costs have wasted $5 billion in 4 years.Β Why help someone for barely enough money to survive when you can torture them and keep them imprisoned for several times more!
Scott Morrison, or Sco-Mo as we kids call them, loved the USβs Muslim Ban idea by the way. He said it was proof that the rest of the world wasΒ βcatching up to Australia.βΒ Yeah. Geez guys. What took you so long to be as bad as Australia?
Mandatory detention has had bipartisan support from the two major parties since its creation by the Keating government in 1992. We have been keeping people in prison for seeking asylum for 26 years.
Oh and the government super doesnβt them to come here. The Abbott government spent $4.1 million on a propaganda movie to be shown overseas to deter refugees.
We also donβt want to get rid of them. There was a deal under the Obama administration to take some of these refugees but this process has carried on into the Trump administration. He was livid the idea that he should uphold this deal because 1) OooOBaMaaaa!! 2) REFUGEES?? In America???Β So thatβs currently going nowhere. Meanwhile New Zealand, our good ally and close neighbour, has saidΒ βIβll take some of themβ and the current PM (Turnbull) has said no. His excuse? We have a deal with the US. We should see where that goes. Itβs going nowhere. So he conveniently can just pretend his hands are tied and let refugees continue to be tortured and die under his care.
(And he hasnβt said it but I bet heβll never let refugees settle in New Zealand because if they become NZ citizens theyβll have travel rights to come to Australia without the same visa restrictions as other countries AND THEN THE REFUGEES WOULD WIN).
Papa New Guinea (Manus Island isnβt Australian, we just have a deal to pay another government to let us keep a torture prison on their landβ¦ hmm I feel like thereβs a US equivalent somewhere tooβ¦) decided a while backΒ βhang on, this is unconstitutional and horrible. You need to close down the detention centre on Manus.β So weΒ βdid.β And then made a new building on the same island to keep them in and forced them to go into it despite it not being finished.Β This was after guards physically beat the refugees to make them go to this new prison.
I could go on but you get the idea.
So letβs top this all off with the icing on the cake: a phone call between Trump and Turnbull when Trump was getting acquainted with all the world leaders last year. Turnbull explained our zero tolerance refugee policy and the cruelty as a deterrent that is employed and Trump saidΒ βThat is a good idea. We should do that too. You are worse than I am.β
βThat is a good idea. We should do that too. You are worse than I am.β
Let that sink in.
And thatβs where weβre up to now in modern history. See everyone likes to go to the obvious big example we have of the Nazis and their camps but the truth isβ¦ this never stopped. There are similar examples of this abhorrent behaviour happening right nowΒ and have been for decades.Β Governments have been putting people in camps and trying to destroy cultures, or ethnicities, or deny people safe havens from wars, and be utterly heartless and deliberately cruel since forever. This is the ongoing drive of conservatism: keep people out, keep people a certain way, and the current example in the US is just that bubbling over the horribly inescapable surface. We are deluded to think that this cruelty took a 70 year respite when WW2 ended and itβs taken this long to get this strong.
The world has always been racist. Trump just doesnβt bother to filter it. And Australia just wants to keep it on an island so no one can see it.




