I think Princess Zelda lost her pregnancy 😦 Or else she gave birth and killed the babies, which is particularly sad because Samus is the one who impregnated her. At any rate she isn’t pregnant anymore.
To recap for anyone who missed it, Samus was found dead behind the castle a couple of weeks ago. Link died not long after that, so it’s just been Zelda, Bayonetta, and Pikachu chilling out with some snails.
Of course, none of those three can impregnate each other so no one is pregnant or coupled off right now. Pikachu’s babies are growing well. There are six still living. There were seven, but one escaped and Bayonetta ate it.
Because of course these updates always have to involve someone eating someone else. *sigh*
excuse me what
UPDATE: THOSE ARE OP’S FISHES
Blogging about my aquarium is fun
What the FUCK
I really thought this was about shitty fanfics
women for at least the last 80 years: don’t call me pet names if you don’t know me, it’s demeaning
men: oh all of a SUDDEN you can’t call a waitress “sweetheart” or “dear” what is this NEW feminist bullshit
everybody about any guy over 40: oh he’s from a different time, it was normal back then! He doesn’t mean anything by it!
image transcript: Do not call a waitress dearie or honey. She is not your dear or honey because she is obliged to wait on you. (em dash) A waitress. end transcript.
Saying “Fuck it” actually motivates me more than “You can do this”.
Because saying “fuck it” includes the total acceptance of failure as the outcome, meanwhile “you can do this” focuses only on the hopes of a successful outcome and the lack of acknowledgement of the equally probable failure outcome induces a certain level of unspoken anxiety
“…the Way of the Warrior is resolute acceptance of death.”
the types of classic doctor who fans! tag urself i’m one and two
[image is a doctor who tag yourself meme.
first doctor fan – ships Ian/Barbara – their fav story is That One Obscure One That No One Else Liked – hated the 2017 christmas special – does the Lapel Clench™
second doctor fan – ships Two/Jamie and/or headcanons Zoe as an ace lesbian – tried to play the recorder once -shouts everytime they see a crab – loves recons and no one knows why
third doctor fan – has a folder on their computer dedicated to the Brigadier – gets emotional over the greatness that is velvet jackets – tried to do Venusian Akido at least once – forever mourning Roger Delgado
fourth doctor fan – made the scarf™ – probably bitchy about Adric – reads Douglas Adam – will kill a man for Jelly Babies
fifth doctor fan -has actually tried to wear celery – misses the TARDIS family format – headcanons everyone as gay – makes fun of Peter Davidson
sixth doctor fan – adores The Coat
™ – knows Doctor In Distress off by heart – probably born 1999 or later – definitely queer
seventh doctor fan – desperately in love with Ace McShane – has read Lungbarrow – cried watching the last episode of Survival – watched The Hobbit just to see Sylvester McCoy
eighth doctor fan – has listened to more BFAs than Classic Who episodes – loves all the EDA companions – considers the TV movie a work of art – follows @johannesviii on tumblr]
[a tweet from DCComics. “Fred Jones is dead – and all Daphne has in her heart is rage and hate. What’s your review of SCOOBY APOCALYPSE #26?”. attached image is crime noir style art of daphne in a green and purple superhero outfit with a sword strapped behind her back. she’s sitting on a chair looking off the edge of a wooden platform, very dramatically like how batman does, there’s a barbed wire fence and a streetlight in the edge of the frame.]
Revealed that villain’s schemes secretly served the greater good, somehow
Villain switches teams out of expedience; protagonists overlook the fact that they’re still a huge jerk because they now benefit from it
Context or status quo altered so that villain’s previously harmful actions become constructive and useful with no changes on their part
It turns out that villain wasn’t actually responsible for the one specific thing the protagonists are trying to stop or get revenge for; everything else they clearly did do conveniently ignored
Villain never repents or makes amends for any of the awful stuff they did, but they’re really hot, so no one cares
Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
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