studies show that I literally did not ask

hey want to hear a bad euphemism for penis i thought of just now

sinful dingle

programmerhumour:

Only God and I knew

[Screenshot of coding notes, reading: “Dear programmer:

When I wrote this code, only god and I knew how it worked.

Now, only god knows it!

Therefore, if you are trying to optimize this routine and it fails (most surely), please increase this counter as a warning for the next person:

total_hours_wasted_here = 254″]

Source: programmerhumour

johannesviii:

A
compilation of Three textpost memes requested by absolutely no one.

Keep reading

gabriellemkari:

Ending soft with Day 31 of Mermay

Source: gabriellemkari

tittytron:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

greygryffindor:

the-anchorless-moon:

Why did nobody in Fullmetal Alchemist carry around some fucking backup transmutation circles. Like Riza is there with a box full of fresh gloves for Roy when he gets soaked but you’d think after the first time he got rendered useless in a fight by some dude with a water bottle he’d start carrying around a spare set in a waxed bag or something but NOOOOO. And Ed’s even fucking worse like his arm gets destroyed how many times???? AND HE ACTS SURPRISED EVERY TIME. OH NO MY ARM. NOW I CAN’T ALCHEMY. Shit, boy, draw some transmutation circles ahead of time and keep em in your coat, this isn’t hard. “Oh no, you’ve destroyed my arm again, whatever shall I SIKE” Ed says, before throwing a rock with ‘explode’ written on it at his attacker and making good his escape. Everyone’s always carving shit into their skin or drawing it in their own blood, HOW BOUT INSTEAD YOU CARRY A PIECE OF FUCKING CHALK. Alchemists are useless

Riza ghostwrote this

femsaphique:

theastronomer:

theastronomer:

anyway idc your stance on acecourse but stop putting hate//2//breakittoya on my dash theyre nbphobic as hell

their url is bottom//sona now and they literally said “being nb doesn’t impact your reality at all it just provides you with another social group to align yourself with” and claimed that all nb spaces are just echo chambers with bad politics

please reblog this so people know to stop reblogging from a transphobe

honestly the whole time reading these, i’m just sitting here thinking these folks sure have spent a lot of time crafting their weird bigoted theories into something that look academic. like it’s just going in circles and could be simply summarised into “i don’t think nonbinariness is real”.

sleepyamericanteen:

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

Tbh I much prefer buckwheat hotcereal but its more finicky to cook. Beef collagen and seaweed can add hella nutrition to those but need to be seasoned kinda thoughtfully

patberson:

clitcheese:

clitcheese:

im going to look this up but i want u to know ‘hot cereal’ is the worst combination of words i’ve ever seen

is it? porridge? it looks and sounds like porridge why is it called hot cereal

[a screenshot the wikipedia page for grits, reads “Grits is a porridge made from corn (maize)”]

this is blatant porridge erasure. @patberson where are u from? this is so interesting bc i would say porridge in every place where you’ve said hot cereal, and it even looks like they have the exact same meaning.

They do, but when you say porridge you sound like 100 years old and/or winnie the pooh. I’m from california

ok then. i’m australian, and ‘hot cereal’ sounds like you’re an alien trying to figure out how human food works. or like you’re microwaving your cornflakes into mush. language is Fake, have a nice day