peasantchick

artiegayberg:

I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’ and then he knocked Paul Hollywood out on national television

humandisastersquad:

me whenever i see a fuckin child on gallifrey

LOOMST?!?!

gordonm99:

gordonm99:

Sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and send that text

Why did I do that

eldritch-archivist:

A warlock: I have made a deal with a powerful being and they’re my patron now.

Me, an intellectual: you’ve gotten yourself a sugar daddy.

inlovesuggest:

you make me feel all akjdsjkdf and kldkjgkjgdklh, you know?

accio-shitpost:

a fun fact about neville is that. i love him

officialoislane:

I’m, I’m at my capacity,

Source: marsapartment

harcules:

PSA: stop putting time limits on your goals. It’s not too late. Ur not too old. You didn’t miss your chance. Ur exactly where ur meant to be. You still have time. You still can do it! So go buddy. I’m rooting for yaaa!!!

jvlianbashir:

benjamin “power stance” sisko double-dog daring this dmv employee to call them out for writing their birthdays as 300+ years in future

[image of the is this a pigeon? meme. the man is labelled “my body”, the butterfly is “any slightly uncomfortable physical sensation”, the subtitles read “is this death”]

Source: twitter.com