[Image caption: Screenshot of a tweet from Conor Tripler @ConorTripler who has a red box as their icon. The tweet read “my GOTH DAD license plate is not a vanity plate it is a coincidence. random string of letter. could ve happened to a dad without eyeliner”

grassangel:

Tumblr has a new setting to turn off

General settings > privacy > better recommendations (uses your search history to show you more posts)

OP posted this May 19th 2018 so it really is some new nonsense staff has come up with!

Here’s a direct link for people on desktop! https://www.tumblr.com/settings/privacy

Mod Party Cat!

Velma is canonically a trans girl

Source: the little bows she wears in Mysteries
Incorporated

A Relationship Can Be Two Velmas

canadian-marxist:

Saying that rich people hate poor people misses the point, imo.

It doesn’t matter if the rich hate the poor or if they actually love them deep down. They exploit and profit from the poor. A reserve army of labour is an intrinsic part of capitalism, it scares workers from organizing and fighting for their rights.

If a capitalist saw the error of their ways and decided to treat their workers well and give to the poor that would affect their bottom line and they would be squeezed out of the market by their more ruthless fellow capitalists. Exploitation is literally unavoidable under capitalism.

It’s not the morals of capitalists that need to be fought, it’s capitalism itself.

sci-fienvironmentalist:

There is not heterosexual explanation for this

ihaveapencilbehindmyear:

Wolf 359 AU where everything is the same but the star is named Wolf 369 so every time someone is trying to have a serious conversation about it you just hear Doug (and/or Lovelace and Jacobi, depending on which season) in the background going “Nice”

new cryptid: Mr. Brightside and Mr. Blue Sky are about the same entity, a being with no name, a cyclical deity who is freed from his Cage every few decades to bestow us with Sick Jams

ao3tagoftheday:

ethermaster:

ao3tagoftheday:

[Image Description: Tag reading “donatello/michelangelo”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Renaissance fanart

I’m gonna let you in on a secret.

That aint renaissance fanart

You know what, assholes? I run this blog for y’all every day. I see things you cannot begin to imagine. I have to read people’s Robespierre smut and their questions about how various monsters would fuck them. I am so jaded that, when someone submits a tag mentioning some random vaguely liquid substance without context, I just assume it’s being used as lube. Nutella? Lube. Crazy glue? Lube. Divine fucking ichor? Fucking lube! I do this for you, y’all. I shield you from this shit. I stand athwart the tides of horror, hold my hands up, and yell “STOP” in the hopes that it will keep the waters from reaching you.

So you know what, fuckheads!? If I want to maintain the one tiny scrap of innocence I have left, I will. The official policy of AO3TagoftheDay is now that turtles, teenage, mutant, ninja, or otherwise, do not fuck. It never happens. They don’t fuck. They don’t fuck each other. They don’t fuck humans. They don’t fuck in real life and they don’t fuck in fiction. This tag is about two gay Renaissance painters holding each other close and kissing chastely under the Sistine chapel ceiling.

There. Glad we got that sorted out. Please return to your regularly scheduled programming.

Source: ao3tagoftheday

Before calling anyone’s music taste “Dad” “Rock”, Remember wisely, was it not jesus who said,
“He whose Toes do not Tapeth to ELO’s Mr. Blue Sky, May cast the First Stone”