Star Trek (2009): Flawed but watchable
Star Trek Into Darkness: A dumpster on fire that contains some random pages of Spirk fan fiction
Star Trek Beyond: Well written characters held together for 2 hours by some string, chewing gum, and one Beastie Boys song
Author: peasantchick
Visitor to deep space 9 to keiko: so… you seeing anyone?
Keiko: why yes! This is my husband Miles, Miles’ boyfriend Julian, Julian’s husband Garak, me and Miles’ girlfriend Kira, Kira’s boyfriend Odo, Odo’s enemy-with-benefits Quark, Kira’s datemate Jadzia, and Jadzia’s husband Worf.
Visitor pointing at Sisko: and who’s that?
All in unison: that’s our dad
who else is angry that lyrically and musically the black parade is a fucking masterpiece but it’s always going to be written off as “shitty emo music” because teenage girls liked it
Black parade is the bohemian rhapsody of our generation and no one can take that away from me or us.
kids these days… don’t have that deep anxiety about magnets getting too close to electronics and wiping their data or leaving that weird coloured splotch on tvs forever. technology copes with magnets now apparently but, i’ll never trust it
Me: *cups own breasts* nice
Me: *slaps own ass* NICE
what im trying to find out: have trixie and/or katya said any transphobic shit
what google shows me: ao3 trans headcanon fanfic
c3po:
psychologist: *diagnoses me with something*
me: so i have that? it’s canon?
No, there is no FBI agent monitoring my online activity.
I’m Canadian. The American spy watching my every move is CIA, not FBI.
I’m pretty sure that even in the USA, all these FBI jokes are really hurtful to the NSA agents who are actually watching us
*headbanging to the stargate theme*
Oliver is really excited about dirt
listen, he’s doing great and im proud of him.
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