People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven⦠what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?
Dog heaven is also squirrel hell itβs a very efficient system.
βOn February 14, 1779 Captain James Cook of the british royal navy was killed by natives in Kealakekua Bay, on the Big Island of Hawaii. Cook was a true savage, who sailed across the world bringing murder, rape, disease, and colonialism to native peoples all over the Pacific.
When he was killed, Cook was trying to kidnap the Hawaiian AliΚ»i (tribal chief) KalaniΚ»ΕpuΚ»u in response to an unknown person stealing a small boat. In the process, he had threatened to open fire on the islanders.
At this point, the Hawaiians decided
they had enough of Cookβs bullshit, threatened with mass murder and the kidnapping of one of their tribal leaders, the Hawaiian islanders finally gave this piece of shit what he deserved: a beatdown on the beach, and a knife to the chest. This put an end to a lifetime of predatory behavior and conquest of lands in the service to the british empire.
So how about instead of celebrating a boring consumerist holiday like Valentineβs Day, we celebrate something awesome, like the death of Captain Cook β¦β
noah fence but star trek did That Thing again⦠u know the one where people r explicitly bisexual in the Evil Universe when they r either straight or their sexuality is not explored otherwise
happy valentines day the born this way narrative is simplistic and simply does not encompass the full range of the lived experiences of members of the queer community, from self-discovery to shifting identities to those formed by and/or in response to trauma. people are complicated. i love you
happy valentines day theres no wrong way to be queer, your experiences and feelings are your own and whether you feel like you were born queer or chose it or anything else you are no lesser for it. i love you
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