I honestly get gayer every time I hear a girl genuinely laugh. If they snort that’s 10 bonus gay points. No girl has an ugly laugh ok trust me on this

imagine the dark timeline where Americans still call anime “Japanimation”

ayellowbirds:

if you don’t remember when this was a thing, you are fortunate

staggot:

blackberryshawty:

blackberryshawty:

blackberryshawty:

Gays with insomnia are valid

Now that I think about it I don’t know a single gay person with healthy sleeping habits

And you know what? That’s okay. Like we already go thru enough.

We are out here!! Not resting!!!!

alex from tom and alex is on a morning slot again on triple j and i was talking to the partner about them and they were like “did you have a crush on him?” and i replied “no he’s the straight one” because i hadn’t thought of these boys much since 2012 before realising “oh wait. i’m a girl now. i can crush on straight dudes if i want”

uranodioning:

anno domini

ano domini

important difference

swampbitch666:

friendly reminder that you don’t have to justify self-care with suffering. you don’t have to be feeling down to give yourself permission to spend the night home alone with that book you’ve been dying to read. you don’t have to earn that piece of chocolate with a hard day at work. you don’t have to run yourself ragged before you deserve a bubble bath. you don’t need to wait for a disaster to be nice to yourself.

nihilistgirlfriend:

nihilistgirlfriend:

Optimistic nihilism only lads

The universe is an open ended sandbox rpg. There’s no end goal. You can only get achievements. Some of them include making other people happy

jameslcirk:

young spock, after getting frustrated with homework: i can’t do this

amanda, a Good Mom™: spock, honey, do you remember what i told you?

spock, mumbling: it’s vulcan, not vulcan’t

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

look the ideal future is me having a strong girlfriend/wife who can effortlessly swing a sword but i know that future means me staring at her anxiously as she does sick sword stuff and going “babe, is that safe? babe are you sure you should do that? babe please be careful. babe. babe maybe we can just stare admiringly at that sword instead”

future wife: hey look at me throw this axe with devastating accuracy

me, with my heart rate skyrocketing: that’s so hot, honey, but is that, like, really sharp?

comcastkills:

lesbianpearl:

lesbianpearl:

capitalism has, since at least the second world war, destroyed over two hundred millions lives (conservative estimate) and we’re still using unreliable discredited data to justify opposing a better, socialist future for workers worldwide

Want to know what’s really staggering? At least 92 million children died between 2000 and 2010 as direct consequence of capitalism. And while these numbers might be lower today, nothing really exists to challenge this other than revolutionary politics and opposing capitalism.

Also, world hunger is on the rise and worsens due to corporation driven climate change, and global poverty remains grim.

Here’s a post I made documenting other deaths and their causes under capitalism, if anyone needs more sources.

Here’s another article talking about the misleading claims about socialism.