Author: peasantchick

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

i will tell anyone who listens about how besides being a loose adaptation of the illiad, the spongebob squarepants movie is about coming out

replace every mention of “being a kid” or “being a goofy goober” with “being gay” and the spongebob sqaurepants movie is about a young gay man who is denied a promotion by his homophobic boss, gets drunk at a gay bar with his friend the night after and comes to work absolutely sauced, then goes on a journey to try to deny his true nature complete with scenes where he and his friend try to fit in at a masculine gay-bashing biker bar, he grows fake facial hair (a “beard”?) and attempts to perform hypermasculinity unsuccessfully, just before he and his friend are captured and die they come out to each other and they cry a tear in the shape of a heart which saves their lives and ride back in victory on the back of david hassellhoff’s butt and then have a glam rock musical number where they radically celebrate themselves and at this point i’m not even making changes to the metaphors here that’s just what happens literally in the movie spongebob is gay

pasta-and-proteinbars:

All taxes are bullshit. Government shouldn’t be able to take the money you worked for away. And it doesn’t fucking matter what they go towards, not everyone wants their money to pay for certain things. I don’t give a fuck about the schools around where I live, I’m not in school any more and they don’t deserve my money. I don’t fucking want new roads being built, tearing apart more of nature. I don’t fucking support the military and us killing other people in different areas of the world.

Taxing is bullshit. Your money is yours. Government shouldn’t exist anyway.

healthbyholly is an ancap now, we probably should have seen the signs coming but it still sounds ridiculous