you know what? im gonna say it. there is too much struggle related to making the bed. we shouldnt be going throuigh this. we shouldve figured out something better by now
Author: peasantchick
whenever na na na by mcr comes on i still go fucking bonkers and Iβll continue to do so until the day i die
Just heard someone on the radio say βif youβre having trouble sleeping, just join the military, they teach you how to sleep anywhereβ and it really has similar vibes to that post thatβs like βjust get pregnant and youβll see who your real friends areβ
βIf youβre curious about an afterlife, dieβ
Ian: [gesturing at Susan] Who taught this child how to swear?
First Doctor: Me, bitch
we only came to this site in the first place b/c we were gay and liked harry potter
i actually came to this site because of onceler incest
youβre just
gonna say those words huh
Every day I consider deleting this fucking app.
the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u
*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave*
U got kik?
liberals: what do you meanΒ β200 yearsβ? ever since the first chimpanzee picked up a stick to eat ants with and called it his, every society in the whole world has operated under capitalism! bartering, gift economies, feudalism, mercantilism, hunter-gatherer societies, all these different institutions in their many forms are all types of capitalism, as long as any single person owns a toothbrush!
liberals: but also communism can only ever take exactly 1 form and itβs exactly like the USSR
also liberals: but corporatism isnβt REAL capitalism
βcronyismβ
i feel like its telling that the thing elon musk was forced to resign over was βmisleading investorsβ and not the labor laws he violated
like as funny as it is to watch him crash and burn its so infuriating that he can more or less get away with whatever shit he wants up until it hurts the wealthy
Reminds me of Martin ShkreliΒ
capitalism babey
girls and soft pretzels: thatβs what being sapphicβs all about
see? someone gets it. itβs all bread and women .. bread. and women
ik iβm op but this is so valid
