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ao3tagoftheday:

[Image Description: Tags reading “Vore, Fatal Vore, i genuinely wrote this for a friend, i… am not into vore, im so sorry”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: I don’t believe you

mens-rights-activia:

hobsoian000:

mens-rights-activia:

noprobbobb:

psychic *reads my mind*

Me;

Someone approached me irl yesterday and mentioned this video and I got so flustered because I can’t believe people remember me most by my 3 am fever dream wow

I think this video is cursed because every so often I’ll think about it out of the blue and the next time I’m on tumblr I see it.

This video is definitely cursed. Cause I’m OP and I died making it

left-destabilizer:

the fact that you constantly have to remind leftists that we want prison abolition, no exceptions, is, uh, pretty fuckin’ pathetic

gudroo:

bidoof:

*goes back in time and prevents andrew hussie’s birth*

homestuck was a necessary evil in order to prevent superwholock from being the only fandom on tumblr… you’ve changed the future for the worse and now YOU have to write homestuck to fix this timeline

terfs trying to sockpuppet are really like How Do You Do, Fellow Males

realfootage:

skelefolk:

realfootage:

remember, mothman was never described as a moth or even insectoid, and certainly nothing like the (disgraceful, lore unfriendly) statue it has. remember that mothman is a large, shambling humanoid with no discernable head and gigantic eyes that likes to chase cars, cause radio interference, look at you through windows, induce nausea, and menace young couples. remember that its presence foretells disaster. remember that it ate someones dog. if you cant respect the real chaotic neutral thing then just go home………………….

the only thing accurate about the statue is the ass

yeah that parts real

turing-tested:

did you know? the human body only uses 15% of it’s bones at any given time. imagine what would happen if we had access to 50%, or even 80% of our bones

hey zuko’s backstory where he’s forced to duel against his father. why is that in a stadium. why is there an audience. did they sell tickets to watch a royal disfigure his child

infectious-lovebites:

ramennewdleslove:

pyosmom:

me: *hangs out w/ little kids and tries 2 teach them self love and feminist ideas*

Isn’t that called brainwashing

Please stop brainwashing kids to love themselves and treat people equally good god

pochowek:

tsunderetherion:

pochowek:

helljumpingteufelhund:

pochowek:

eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer

Fork

Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin

Uhm you seem to forget that « chips » can also mean fries ? And thats probably what they were talking about haha

i did not forget anything. i purposefully ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out